I feel like this comment may have been misunderstood. You're not saying that you don't care about this invasion of privacy in the EU, you're saying that you're unable to act on this locally since you're situated in the US.
There's been a resurgence of retro throwback shooters. The first one I noticed was with STRAFE, which released (to a rocky start) back in 2017. It's a brilliant game now, mind you.
You may also want to check out:
DUSK
Turbo Overkill
GTTOD
SPRAWL
Prodeus
Ion Fury
Selaco
Ultrakill
I'm sure I'm missing some great ones from this list.
Plus one for pine time, really cute little device that's cheap as chips and works well with gadgetbridge for various bits and pieces.
I'm not sure how good it is for activity tracking, though. Step counting is reliable in my experience but I don't know how well it can account for running and other strenuous activity.
For what it's worth, I've just had this occur in another app besides Jerboa. It might be introduced with a recent Android update on the Pixel 7 series.
An alternative could be pixelfed, I'm not sure if there are many third party FOSS front ends to Instagram.
Does barinista work for you? Looks like it's been abondoned :/
https://github.com/Android-Builds/barinsta
https://f-droid.org/packages/me.austinhuang.instagrabber/