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verity_kindle @ verity_kindle @sh.itjust.works
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Oceania International Countries of UNited Teamwork

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  • OI CUNTS, the emus are enough, the rest is a waste of defense money. Thank God that emus have never naturalized on any other continents, it's a great white that can disembowel a man without breaking stride at 70 kph.

    • Fellow Eurobros, I know it's unlikely, but if it came to this which front would you rather fight at?

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  • The closest I ever got to something that old was a contemporary copy of the US Declaration of Independence; that's brand new compared to what you saw.

    • Fellow Eurobros, I know it's unlikely, but if it came to this which front would you rather fight at?

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  • Well, glad you spit that out,feel better? Want a glass of water?

    • Fellow Eurobros, I know it's unlikely, but if it came to this which front would you rather fight at?

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  • How close could you get? Was there a smell?

    • You heathens have corrupted every part of my life

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  • Ooohh ASScYUSSME, I thought it was about a gold MLRS and my lifetime of SERVICE to MEMES

    • US: I no longer want to be part of NATO / UE: Fine, I will do NATO alone

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  • Yeah.This thread is just plain boring AF, regardless of notable individual contributions, because it's the same content you can get on c/worldnews. That's why we have Rule #6. Among other reasons, it's to keep NCD threads from becoming redundant. Friends don't let friends become worldnews.

    • US: I no longer want to be part of NATO / UE: Fine, I will do NATO alone

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  • Nay nay. Piss be upon them.

    • Poles are asleep. Let the invasion begin!

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  • You tricked me into letting that slowly load on a peasant data plan. ....WTF man that thing is pleading for arbitration under the laws of war what is wrong witchu

    • The Indonesian Navy continues to amaze me

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  • But why do they have American accents?

    • Poles are asleep. Let the invasion begin!

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  • That's just upsetting,in a way that goes beyond bad design or the craving for profit.

    • He woulda loved em

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  • I get the reference in your handle. 🎩 Hat tip

    • He woulda loved em

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  • Pshhh, napalm is only for those without true Industrial Revolution expertise, i.e., 200 tons of hot molasses and a lack of regulation. See: Boston Molasses Flood.

    • He woulda loved em

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  • Finally, somethin made Sherman happy. Now get him a comb and he'll be aces.

    • united europe fights for freedom, shamelessly stolen from u/EEVERSTI

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  • Needs a big hole in the hull of the carrier.

    • Lazlo says we only need 200 petajoules!

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  • You will be given a fine satrapy of the city and surrounds of Canton. Do as you will with it.

    • Simguel

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  • ¡Te juro voy a matarlas solo con mis dientes!

    • Lazlo says we only need 200 petajoules!

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  • It's only a step forward towards eliminating Ohio and establishing a just and sustainable peace in the Upper Midwest. Isn't that worth a few corn? What price peace?

    • You heathens have corrupted every part of my life

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  • I just noticed...Nuke made this for my retirement roast a while back and there's an Easter Egg.

    • You heathens have corrupted every part of my life

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  • Nah, it's too much, too complicated. What's the point of camping without a ragged milsurp mummy bag and a Ralph Wiggum vibe?

    • Simguel

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  • Safe space! I need a safe space! I don't want his bad coffee!