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  • :::taking off my hoop earrings and wig::: my name is Inigo Montoya.....

  • All meetings should be like this.

  • Velociraptor kicks.....I'm not a cat person, but I have been called upon to catsit.

  • No need for personal attack, this is all in good fun.

  • They are sound and fury, signifying nothing.

  • What kind of chocolate was it, it's important.

  • Thank you for being fun and not a terrible person.

  • Should I also scritch the pieces of heli on the runway? There seem to be pieces...maybe I should call the vet

  • "white chocolate" doesn't exist. It's just sugar and a little bit of cocoa butter. It's edible wax. It's not chocolate and it doesn't belong in any assortment of sweets, ever. Cocoa butter is skin moisturizer and that's it.

  • Preach it. The pickles just turn to mush from the heat of the sandwich and that ain't right.

  • I was depending on the Telegraph, but this is the only paper I need now. Fucking lifeline.

  • :::hansolos::: It's true. All of it. There's no way that THAT came from my loins.

  • They were in their Church Clothes! How could you let them go out in the mud?!

  • We haven't analyzed the Ikea couch. The secret meaning is that Russians like to buy and post toys like this for clout from their cheap couches?

  • They're about to find a way into my small town again, bleah!

  • I am here for it, bring on the Starstayer snark!!!