He gave Lukashenko a medal for a order of honor invented by Peter the Great, banned by the Soviet Union and revived in 1998. The order has a saint's name attached to it, which does not mean that that saint is going to endorse you, no matter what the medal has scribbled on it in crayon. As Mr. Incredible snapped: "HE'S NOT AFFILIATED WITH ME."
Lukashenko just turned 70 this week. Why don't we have nicknames for him, too?
The 2nd strongest armed force in Ukraine is using anything and everything to convince the world that they still have operating armored vehicles for war. The Telegraph pod "Ukraine: The Latest" just confirmed yesterday that the Russians have covered their last T-90 in a big, badly welded metal box that prevents them from firing their T-90's main weapon. But golf carts are funny, too. Laugh with us, it's ok!
I love that Forbes says: "We've built up enough clout around the financial world for today. Time to troll just a lil beety beet...." Good work, bros! My dad still reads your stuff every morning! He's been subscribed since you printed on sheepskin, keep it up. Salute.
Bag 'o snacks en passant! Casablanca!