vegeta @ vegeta @lemmy.world

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Europe:

What came first: the tariff or the egg?

Pikachu is not impressed

Narrator: No, it hasn't

Can't fire a guy just for letting a contact get sucked in. I mean, I have top security officials, paparazzi, and random people get sucked in to my contacts all of the time. I have almost everyone's contact that ever exiisted. Hell, everytime I chat, I get responses from random people, Elon Musk and Even Donald Trump sometimes. Everyone makes mistakes.

Once we allow the warm weather, which has been much warmer in the past, we will have MILLIONS AND MILLIONS more gallons of BEAUTIFUL FRESH AND CRYSTAL CLEAR water. We will have so much water that we will never have wildfires again, Farmers will make more money than ever before, and we will solve many of the WORLDS POTATOBLE AND HUNGER CRISIS. Thanks to the GREATEST PRESIDENT in the HISTORY OF THE COUNTRY. Of Course the FAKE NEWS media will find something negative to say. Thank you TRUMP!!!

--@RealDnladTrump

As it is unlikely to get Vitamin A poisoning from food, I assume would have to take too many supplements (alot of which are synthetic). Refuse to put this stuff in your body, but uses this other stuff instead. SMDH

Or maybe they are dining solely on polar bear liver 24/7

It will soon be a BEAUTIUL tropical paradise. Some people say the most beuatiful paradise anyone has seen in a very long period of time. Many people came to me with tears in their eyes and said Sir you are a GENIUS for wanting greenlind, it could be almost as beatiful as MAR A LAGO. Under the protection of the GREATEST NATION IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. Greenland could experience a GOLDEN AGE unlike it has never seen before.

--@RealDonaldTrump

What a terrible way to die

I’m alternating the deal. Pray I don’t alternate it any further.

— Darth Plagueonus The Stable Genius

I finally get it. They are intentionally getting measles, and therefore spots, so that they will blend in with all of the leopards. They knew Trump had a way where the leopards wouldn't eat THEIR faces.

I have several Signal nicknames:

John Baron

Dougal McStormy

Hot4tinPoo

Nobady can tell who I am

Who knew tech bros were still stuck on OS X 10.5…I figured they would use more modern operating systems

Donald Trump

🍔 🍔 🍔

Conspiracy Theory: use it as an excuse to charge the reporter under the espionage act to chill free speech of the press.

Vitamin A is expensive /s

See, Donald Trump was feeding the Russians false information via a double secret Signal Chat under the guise of accidentally leakng it. He plays 18D chess.