Someone MUST be hiring for this position
Uriel238 [all pronouns] @ uriel238 @lemmy.blahaj.zone Posts 77Comments 3,262Joined 2 yr. ago
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Uriel238 [all pronouns] @ uriel238 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?
A character in my cyberpunk dystopia novel I'm not quite writing yet, (working name Garden Gnome ) has realized that most of the clerical staff are bullshit jobs or the general clerical pool doing bullshit assignments, and realizes everyone's just courtiers or garden hermits, and so develops a run of performance routines (running to the copy machine just as it's finishing a job; standing on her tippy toes on the stepladder to access the high files, not getting jokes but saying something even funnier, etc.) as way to meet-cute her way into the upper-management secretarial pool.
If you're not in the office for actual work, then (for good or ill) you're there for your character.