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  • i Don't eat cereal without bugs, why would i eat my Water without Them?

  • ive been a gooner long before I've been a lesbian

  • eh?? youre not supposed to do that?

  • ive never Been rejected, (i dont ASK people out)

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  • I'm currently marathoning the movies, and I'm like, one of those people who would bash the person freaking out. but, if it happened once, and turned out to be true, I would believe them if they said it a second time. also, I would not really care.

    • i eat shopping Carts
    • i eat the divider at checkouts
    • I eat during the movies
    • i let cars eat me out in traffic
    • i eat the speaker in public
  • RIP

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  • what fucking drugs r u on?

  • Fell off a tram on my 16th birthday and sprained my ankle. I didn't realize, so I went into the local river "for fun" and I conveniently forgot to take my clothes off. So I come home, and the next day everyone thinks I tried to kill myself. I don't think they believe the real story, even now.

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  • -overdose

    -victim of random homicide

    -suicide

    -car

    -smth retarded that i did drunk

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  • everyday (its old, it doesnt care)

  • Trash can is right here 🗑️

  • I'm too drunk to realize this is satire

  • but not without wheels (i think)