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unreasonabro @ unreasonabro @lemmy.world
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Aliens decide to communicate with us

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  • right but they're psychic so you can actually communicate at a real rate instead of tripping over your meat trumpet

    • Hot earth

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  • and extradimensional physics, for making normal shit turn out really fuckin weird

    • Hot earth

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  • pfft whaddya mean "now"

    • Hot earth

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  • it's your combination dyson sphere/rotisserie spit. Exposes the surface of your planet evenly to the sun! ... in case that was't happening already, before.

    • What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost?

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  • they totally fucking did, shit.

    • What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost?

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  • k first, why does this one post, alone on lemmy, have nearly 700 comments? and second - what missing feature is pictured? surely not the fucking flashlight. has apple gotten rid of its phone flashlights? because lmao

    • Can kindness be learned or cultivated, and to what extent is it an innate quality?

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    • Wait until they get to pineapples...

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  • I mean if a grown man doesn't know what that term means it's certainly not his child's fault. like fuck.

    • Amazon Prime Video will start showing ads on January 29th unless you pay extra for ad-free

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  • time to stop paying for that shit

    • Quality of care declines after private equity takes over hospitals, finds nationwide analysis

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  • we should try getting to the point where common sense is applied before legislation is passed! that'd probably save some fucking money

    • Quality of care declines after private equity takes over hospitals, finds nationwide analysis

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  • Telling you things? that's gonna cost you

    • Quality of care declines after private equity takes over hospitals, finds nationwide analysis

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  • and bullshit reeks

    • Quality of care declines after private equity takes over hospitals, finds nationwide analysis

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  • like we read the script a few dozen times before.

    this is the part where we were supposed to be shocked, though. Hey everybody, gasp!

    • Quality of care declines after private equity takes over hospitals, finds nationwide analysis

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  • nationalisation, on the other hand...

    • Quality of care declines after private equity takes over hospitals, finds nationwide analysis

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  • that sure wasn't completely obvious from the outset

    hardly even at all

    • Reddit Falls Short of Ad Growth Targets Ahead of Likely 2024 IPO

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  • fuck reddit

    • On Christmas Eve, Bethlehem resembles a ghost town. Celebrations are halted due to Israel-Hamas war

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  • jesus wasn't born now anyway

    • Afghan schoolgirls are finishing sixth grade in tears. Under Taliban rule, their education is over

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  • The religulous are always the worst at all things, ironically including being religious.

    • Afghan schoolgirls are finishing sixth grade in tears. Under Taliban rule, their education is over

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  • there's also the whole issue of, you know, not letting them in cuz they have no education or marketable skills

    we don't just let people in

    • TIL that a bunch of medieval manuscripts featured illustrations of knights fighting giant snails, and no one knows why

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  • i mean, you joke, but the rest of us are pretty sure that Futurama is the american education system at this point