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ummthatguy @ ummthatguy @lemmy.world
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Curly hair looks like young John C. McGinley aka Dr. Cox

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  • Hey, champ. What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

    • "Before we drop in another 'What's New Pussycat,' let's put in one 'It's Not Unusual.'" - John Mulaney

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  • Edit: Now with whichever Hardly Boy that is.

    • "Before we drop in another 'What's New Pussycat,' let's put in one 'It's Not Unusual.'" - John Mulaney

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  • Thanks. Wasn't sure what to do when I first saw this cover. Then I thought "What would piss off dude on the other side of the glass?" and it hit me.

    • Pollen Kink

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    • Hand me my thinking grenades

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  • A bit cheesy, but fun. Think I only got through about a dozen or so.

    • Hand me my thinking grenades

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    • Now, to do a silly dance before the fuse runs out

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  • noun

    The criminal act of deliberately setting fire to property.

    • I do what I can

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  • Did someone say Candlej...

    • A parSec is a meaSuRe Of distance, nOt tiMe!

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  • A little tension before the "action" starts. Next thing you know, someone's prehensile member is grazing your ear canal.

    • A parSec is a meaSuRe Of distance, nOt tiMe!

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    • Light Pillar over Erupting Etna

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    • I am from a different millenia

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  • "What's a liner note?"

    • Light Pillar over Erupting Etna

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    • Magic 8-ball, are my living expenses going to go up to infinity and beyond despite immense technological growth and advancement? (Yes)

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  • Locklear be thy name! Shwiiing!

    • Pick your poison wisely

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  • 1 - Can't trust the CEO's orders.

    2 - Can't trust your CO's orders.

    3 - Can't trust orders.

    • Translated from Frog to English: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    • ♬ Well, you don't know what we can find, Why don't you come with me, little girl, On a magic carpet ride ♬

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    • ♬ Well, you don't know what we can find, Why don't you come with me, little girl, On a magic carpet ride ♬

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  • Sure, but let's not get into the physics of Superman swooping in at high speeds to save Lois Lane or Jimmy Olsen without breaking their necks.

    • When someone takes the aux to play the Earthbound soundtrack in my car [Day 81]

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  • Dude's going line by line from The Room and making each into a meme. A behemoth endeavor deserving of our utmost respect.

    • USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them

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  • Coming soon, again... again.

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    If you want to help Shrek, go into the jefferies tube and look for a red pipe with yellow stripes.
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    Bat-Trek: Strange Bat-fellows
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    Forget Elf on the Shelf. It's...
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    Bliss for Beverly
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    I should go.
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    Pets have a sense of vengeance
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    As you harumph.
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    A piercing insight
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    Some people can really hold a grudge
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    Ships, Shuttles, and Runabouts
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    Seriously, watch this scene from First Contact and listen to Worf.
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    Risa arguing over Stovetop while I'm here just munching on crispy onions.
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    Returning to the Thanksgiving feast after your "walk"
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    Picard is a fancy lad.
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    Assimilate City, we assimilate - and that's all!
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    Give thanks to the healers.
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    TOS: Nighthawks
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    Fight Trek: Recall
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    Enterprise Bingo: 24th Century Edition
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    When the servers at c/risa are down.