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The Cure - Lullaby

I briefly worked for a plumber during my college days to make money. He said the people who kept him in business were people who poured grease down the drain and also people who flushed tampons.

Ketchup on onion rings? Right to jail, right away.

How to recognize a true believer, from Matthew 7:16-20:

16 By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17 Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.

It turns out the Rosetta stone isn't actually unique. It was simply the first example found of what cane to be known as the Decree of Memphis. It was required to be put in every temple. I think the rally of these stones is up to six currently.

Don't forget the carnivorous unicorns

The US- Canada border in Detroit is a mess. One example is if you're traveling southbound on I-75 the exit to Canada is shared with Vernor hwy, a major street in Detroit. Taking this exit, you can actually see the bridge to Canada on your left. However the exit splits at that point and you have to take the right lane to go to Canada. There is only one sign telling you this so if you miss it and are in the wrong lane you're going to Canada. No other option at that point

Another example of this is Egyptian pharaoh Akhenaten who tried to get the Egyptians to worship only one good. The priests and pharaohs after him went to great lengths to erase his name

If we're talking home use, you can buy enterprise switches for less than $100 on the secondary market. I got a 1GB PoE 24 port managed switch for $35.

Listerine is already named after Joseph Lister

Well I can't say I didn't try. I've encountered my share of people closing their eyes and thinking of England. Never took it past the initial stages with them and never once did any of them engage in such a conversation.

Yeah that's what women want. Making them feel even more uncomfortable about the situation. Bold move cotton

It's not that the border patrol doesn't care, they have an exception

Yes Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture (Russian lol) Here's a recording featuring actual cannons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8 The piece celebrates the battle and subsequent Russian victory over Napoleon's invading forces in 1812. The original also had real church bells ringing to celebrate the victory.

Grub killers like Grub-x kill firefly larva as collateral damage. The thing is firefly grubs eat other grubs so if you made your area nicer to fireflies you wouldn't need the grub killer.

Gonna get me some Eddies

Twitch.TV will tell you that you need to use a supported browser if you connect with Linux in your user agent no matter what browser you use. Changing Linux to Windows in your agent with no other changes resolves this issue.

it’s guaranteed to work

You've never read any of the licenses for your software, then?

Wierd Al "It's all about the Pentiums" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos

Malt-o-meal is also a name brand rather than a store brand. Just less well known than Kellogg or General Mills.