tyrefyre @ tyrefyre @sh.itjust.works

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2 yr. ago

Oh yeah, she’s a 10 all right, she has those arms that just go for days

I use wintergreen life saver mints as suppositories. Be sure they are in the correct orientation, the hole is for the farts to pass through.

How the fuck you going to chew with your anus?

But what do you call the actual wooden pole that holds the power lines? Like if someone hit the pole how would you describe it?

Nobody knows because no one wants to click on the video

Arms dealers.

I notice they heal faster when brushing twice a day but absolutely do not brush the actual sore. I use listerine which absolutely burns like a cigarette being pushed directly into it. But after a minute or so it gets overloaded with pain I guess and stops hurting for a few hours.

What’s even crazier, for some people, actually a lot of people, they are right. Some people can’t be left alone with silence for that long.

Not me, but they are out there.

Oh, Toonces, do be careful driving

Don’t dead open inside

Dammit.

It usually is

Only if you do so quietly.

USB drives? FUCK I’ve been printing them out on my inkjet to return.

Sir, we don’t say “colored” any more

Red, white, and grape

Yah but the words told me to be looking for something else, hence why I felt like such a dummy

I’m right there with you, I feel like a grade a dumbo on this one. Glad you asked.

Like I don’t give a shit how old someone is. If you show up in a costume I’m giving you candy. No matter the age. I don’t know why you’d care what she’s doing, how is it hurting you or anyone else?

Finally a bottle for the guy with the runs on the run