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toynbee @ toynbee @lemmy.world
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Heh, poop.

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  • I'm definitely sleep deprived because your username reminded me of Dresden Files because that's where I learned the word insouciant.

    • Consider this barrel thoroughly scraped

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    • Pull to enter, you say?

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  • Nice! I try to be generally positive and uplifting on this account, but I admit I wish I'd thought of this joke. It's a good one.

    • The perfect offspring

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    • Pull to enter, you say?

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  • I've always been too terrified of bumping those to let the intrusive thoughts in.

    The very first time I put my then-newborn to bed without anyone else present, I accidentally bumped the back/top of their head against the top frame of their bedding area. They made the saddest expression then started screaming their despair. Even if I hadn't been worried about it before then, I don't know that I've ever felt so much guilt or apologized so much, nor been so worried about long term consequences (to their development, not to myself).

    Fortunately, they seem to be developing well and, though I can't forget that happening, I very much doubt they even remember it to be upset.

    • There's gotta be a better way

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  • Write lots of poems, find somewhere to exchange sprogs for your local currency.

    • Math

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  • 22 is the default port for connecting to some kinds of remote computers via ssh. The two utilities I mentioned are tools for performing arithmetic and are usually (but not always) available on the kinds of systems that would be likely to be running ssh.

    I knew it wasn't what you meant, I was just making my own Unix joke - I tend to do that and, since it's Lemmy, tend to get mixed results!

    • What happened

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  • The eggs are to go with the beans.

    • TIL how actors fake drug sniffing

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  • I have no industry knowledge, but one of my very early exposures to TV Tropes was witnessing someone claim that one of the few instances of a big name actor getting drunk on screen was in Jaws.

    • The Faculty, any day

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  • I haven't really had time or enough commitment to listen to a podcast in a long while, but if I can find either I'll give this a shot, as it sounds interesting. Thank you!

    • The Faculty, any day

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  • No disagreement here! I watched it a few times as a kid. I probably would feel similarly to how my wife does if I had first seen it as an adult.

    • The Faculty, any day

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  • That's plausible (lots of mean names are bandied about in the movie) and your reaction is understandable. I'm sorry for bringing up the memory.

    • The Faculty, any day

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  • Half the reason I love Drop Dead Fred so much is because my wife hates it so much.

    • TIL that the actor for McGruff the Crime Dog is in prison for drug-/weapons-related charges.

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  • I don't know about the other 27 weapons, but the grenade launcher was probably just for hunting.

    • What’s an unspoken rule that absolutely everyone should know, but most people clearly don’t?

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  • Confirmed; if I see a duck approaching, I will step aside.

    • Pee pee is never poo time. But poo time is always poo and pee pee time.

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  • I, a man, once discussed this with a pair of women. I was surprised to learn this was the case for them. At the time I thought it was an anatomy difference, but I'm starting to worry I'm a mutant.

    • Flipping the switch

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  • No wonder you do it twice a day.

    • Flipping the switch

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  • My mom had kidney disease. She was on dialysis for a long time, meaning that for most of the night she was attached by catheter to a machine. My room was the closest to hers, so more than once she needed something in the middle of the night but was unable to travel far enough to get it, thus knocking on my door and requesting assistance. As I was a teenager at the time, at least once I was stoking my bram.

    • Kanye ass idea

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  • Their name is Legion.

    • The perfect user interface

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  • I've messed up headless servers more than once, to be fair.