toy_boat_toy_boat @ toy_boat_toy_boat @lemmy.world

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i defy anyone to say it better than you just did.

aw, you got me! dot dot dot DASH dot dot do dot dot

it's important that the younger folks here understand what we're talking about:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WPzFnZkZmI

it's like a parallel reality

of course.

every day with trump is another day without america. this needs to stop.

it's like the Clampetts without the class.

oh, my alcoholic heart

looks like the bitch is sleeping on the floor tonight hahaha.

(edit - the bitch is you)

at some point, he just started smashing his head on the keyboard

i'm an old guy, and the comment you're replying to just oozes bitter old asshole energy (or sheltered internet child, it's hard to tell sometimes)

if stevie doesn't show, you could just blindfold your wife and kick a goat at a petting zoo. she'll be none the wiser!

(joking - i LOVE stevie)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen

is that why all the cats are escaping?

to anyone thinking this reply is exaggerating, here are the stats:

https://www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025literacy-statistics

54% of adults have a literacy below a 6th-grade level (20% are below 5th-grade level).

i have two "conures", and i'm convinced that they're just hyperactive, autistic, perpetual children in disguise

i thought his dirty secret is that he likes dudes to jizz on his face. good old Nayib Bukkake

you fucking fool - this meme doesn't even have any rick moranis in it!

honest question: who shares a meme for a decade? why? what's the inside joke? what's it like to have "friends"?

the jets started, and everyone sounded like a crooner just showed up

i feel like this guy might be in charge of my country in a few years