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  • Fucking Pearl Jam. I thought that was beans on a piece of toast.

  • You might be extra gay.

  • You were expecting a movie about fish, but it was me, Dio!

  • Oh wow, a vegan dish that isn't just a bowl of rice with beans in it. This actually looks appetizing.

  • There's a Halloween flea market near me at the end of the month. That should hold me over til spooky season.

  • I never thought I wouldn't give a shit about an Indiana Jones movie, but here we are.

  • Marketing a Miyazaki film is just redundant. It sells itself.

  • Yeah sure, a sexual revolution for cartoon porn. That's exactly what we need 🙄 smh

  • I'm sorry, Jon.

  • It doesn't, that guy is just a condescending prick.

  • Currently 2:06 am and I just had a slice of cheese. Extra sharp cheddar.

  • Look at all your different colored hats!

  • Well, when your job is to menace the communities you are supposedly charged with protecting, all that extra attention can really be a bother.

  • What about nursers or sciencers?

  • At least somebody is touching him 🥺

  • Smultron sounds like a knock-off Transformers villain.

  • My weed man has a huge patch of these growing in his yard. Every time I pick up a bag I scoop a handful to munch while he weighs my shit.