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  • I like to make an exception for Lemmy though. This fediverse decentralised """darkweb-lite""" stuff is cool af

    Gives me child-like excitement

  • Continue not answering your phone

    ezpz

    you don't owe anyone instant access to your attention at an arbitrary time of day

  • Do you think he wanted to do this last time but ousted everyone who told him that's fucking psychotically stupid?

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  • His boosting of Nick Fuentes and other Neonazis on his platform, holocaust denial, and stupid "dark maga" hat he wore when endorsing Trump had zero plausible deniability, so that was enough for me. I guess I jumped the gun.

    The stuff he actually said during the speech, didn't kinda imply where we're going. It was pretty blatant.

    Safe cities = more militarisation of the police, police brutality, wider mass surveillance

    Secure borders = enforcing imaginary lines to do more police brutality and setting up concentration camps

    Sensible spending = de-funding social programs that actually address the root cause of "unsafe' cities

    Going to Mars = It's not going to be you nor I setting foot on the red planet. We're going to be stuck here paying a monthly subscription for breathable air.

    Instead of being concerned about that, perhaps let's discuss how the X logo resembles a swastika or how his side-combed haircut is very nazi-youth-group-esque.

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  • Alright, man. I won't die on this hill. He did a nazi salute.

    Now can we fucking move on? Israel launched an attack on the West Bank, and this stupid shit is dominating the news cycle.

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  • Edit: highlighted the part no one read. He has been demonstrating nazi tendencies for years. Are you seriously just finding out now?

    Do I think he did an actual salute? Honestly, I just think he got excited and tried to improvise some kind of "thank you" gesture. I'm going to forget about this in a week anyway.

    Do I think he's a nazi? Yes

    Plus, the wealth he hoards can solve some societal problems forever. That's more than enough for him to qualify as an evil bastard.

    He's going to gut all the government agencies investigating his shitty business practices.

    That whole cabinet is going to fuck absolutely everything up astronomically.

  • I don't believe this is an official statement due to the subtle references alluding to long and girthy penises entering mouths and throats.

  • In South Africa, where I live, everyone is assigned an ID Number at Birth. You need an ID number, thumbprint scan AND proof of address to get issued a SIM card number due to a law introduced called RICA. It was meant to help fight crime. Worried that the government could listen in to calls or read their SMSs, the criminals just switched to WhatsApp, which also happened to become cheaper than SMSs and gained popularity in this time.

    The cops never seemed to crack WhatsApp. The only drug busts that happen are when an open secret becomes laughably too open and when they harass every person arriving from South America at O.R. Tambo international airport just to catch the decoy mules carrying 12g of cocaine (total). Every dealer I ever organised with was over WhatsApp.

    So now, woopsi, RICA stopped nothing and just became a liability. That treasure trove of fragile data made its way to scammers and spammers. A total net negative.

    I'd encourage everyone else in other countries to apply major pushback to any government proposals in this direction.

  • I imagine there are game devs who were laid off by the studio of the game they are playing getting extra pissed.

    Like, they may know why a game breaking bug is happening and how to fix it, but they can't, because the dipshit CEO wanted another yacht.

  • The only ads I get are from temu vaguely aligned with my interests

    I do not sell drugs, I'm on the other side of that market

    flute kinda looks like a fancy penjamin

    I like using shotguns in videogames sometimes. I've only seen a real one a handful of times.

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  • I forgot which community this was lmao

  • Edibles sends my consciousness to the ĕ̶̢̜̭͚̃i̸͍̍̀̕g̷͉̺̔h̶̦͓͒͋ť̴͎͙̗̀e̸͓͈̔e̶̘̼̺̺̓́͒ͅn̴̞̭̂͌͌͝͝ṫ̸͖̲̲͊̊h̴̟̥̱̎̔͘ͅdimension

    I prefer herb/vape. Means I can still play videogames or more deeply appreciate music or shitpost on Lemmy right now

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  • oh fuck

    That's horrific. I hope your relationship ended amicably?

  • When Bobby Kotick read this he probably aperture clenched his asshole so tight it burst his prostate.

  • how much security clearance would I need for a u.gov rickroll

  • Say "Thank fuck, finally" and take a nap

  • taxonomy

    shit

    Is that the right word

    I've been using "ontology" when talking about item classification to sound smart

    I guess it worked bc no one said "You mean taxonomy, right?" yet. My illusion of pretending I'm not a dumbass to people IRL isn't broken yet I hope.

  • Unhappy camper

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  • When does the thrill start

  • Please don't floor it when you see my indicator light telling you that I would like to merge

  • you must only consume piss

    No one whoever drank piss died because of it