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  • As hard as I've tried, I have yet to see every butthole. I cannot rule out that there are buttholes that look like these. I shall not rest.

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  • They didn't have any abbreviations ready for that sentence

  • Yeah I read the title and thought "wow that does not narrow it down"

  • would be a shame if someone took a comically large mallet and bopped them really hard on the top of their heads so that they become a completely flat disc and they have to breathe in really deep and exhale while holding their noses to unflatten themselves

  • My heart sank

    when I finished reading the title

  • expose your fetishes

    now

    you have no choice

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  • Why doesn't the US army just drop a JDAM on an elementary school when there's an active shooter in there?

  • Imagining a modern breaking bad remake where Walter goes to jail because Saul was rusty with his copyright law knowledge

  • I saw this post right before I saw an article about Israel dropping a bomb on a school in Palestine

  • rule

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  • Finally

    Something new to mumble when my boss schedules a 9am meeting at 8:99

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  • Reuters could not independently corroborate the claims of theft, computer hijacking and software tampering, or the threatened lawsuit. A Nexon spokesperson said the company had been unable to locate any information regarding the matter. PayPal did not respond to a request for comment.

    sounds like he may have embellished his past a little bit

  • yum

    mum boiling slop in the slop cauldron

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  • patients are growing impatient

    uh, problem solved?

  • 200 was an arbitrary number

    It was not of any significance to the point I was trying to make

  • The IDF will bomb a hospital and kill 200 people

    NYT article will say something like "200 Dead after bombs drop near a place, according to the Hamas-run health ministry."

    They phrase everything so carefully.
    Like the bombs were some sort of natural disaster and not an intentional military strike on civilians.

    They always append "Hamas run health ministry", to imply the information can't be reliable, because it's from a US-designated terrorist organisation

    The Israeli media will say "We killed 300 Palestinians"

  • just do the opposite of whatever he advises I guess