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You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Proba

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In that case I'd be happy to clarify

Tylenol: Paracetamol. Widely used non addictive pain medication. According to Wikipedia some German trade names are: Captin, Benuron, Enelfa.

Benadryl: Diphenhydramine. Allergy medicine. They kinda just throw it in every cold medicine, it feels like. Can't find specifically what trade names they use in Germany.

Advil: Ibuprofen. Pain medication. Other trade names usually just prefix a random word with "Ibu"

Xanax: Alprazolam. Anxiety medication. Surprised you haven't heard of this. American hiphop turned it into a household name at this point.

Effexor: Venlafaxine. Antidepressant.

Prozac: Fluoxetine. Antidepressant. Called Fluctin in Germany?

Klonopin: Clonazepam. Anxiety medication. Think they also call it Rivotril in Germany.

I use the American brand names when talking about meds on the internet.

I've never taken trade-name Tylenol, Benadryl, Advil (without pseudoephedrine), Xanax, Effexor, Prozac nor Klonopin.

But those are the names I'd use when discussing them to "blend in". If I start talking about panado or rivotril I may cause confusion. The API names are also just a fucking mouthful.

Well, if I am, I'm really bad at it.

I can't convince a mouse to eat cheese.

ur mum when she sees an unguarded pp

blow compressed air into random openings until you see it move a little or just violently rattle the monitor until it falls out

baldurs gate themed slot machine mobile game which needs access to your camera and microphone at all times or else you don't earn shiny digital gems

Might be a federation glitch

Seen it happen before where someone replies the same comment to a bunch of seemingly unrelated parent comments

Or man is tweaking, who knows

when I accidentally drop it and it somehow lands screen-first on the most pointy screen-protector-piercing object in a 300km radius

screen replacements either cost like more than half the price of the phone or I have to import the replacement from China

rather just upgrade

you can also possibly sub in 🔫 if "waterguns" are nono

Newpipe's fork?

The one w/ sponsorblock?

man fuck WB Discovery

WB got my friend in Germany a ridiculous fine for seeding dune for two minutes

They just killed funhaus (via killing rooster teeth)

They also did other heinous shit I'm too drowsy to remember, but trust me it was bad

maybe systemd is a verb

e.g.

"damn homie got systemd by the opps"

Ask a question on a big sub and the bot will downvote you and tell you to gargle battery acid

hello

how are you

i am under the water

hot take: my dog stole my burrito after it came out the microwave

I mean, coffee can help

someone else could, thankfully

(after ignoring my frantic teams messages for the longest hour of my life)

Only losing 4 people a year to crocodiles?

I think the guy has plenty of time to spend on other shit. Lazy fucker if you ask me.

Put up some signs. Maybe a fence. Fuck it, just publicly execute a big croc in the town square for the spectacle. That's like 3 days of work max.

Haven't needed it in over a year, luckily

I occasionally used to browse the DPH subreddit

A story that stuck with me was about a user who took so much benadryl regularly, that his short term memory was basically completely fucked. Said his brain always felt like it was constantly rattling in his skull.

I'd sometimes use a small dose of the stuff as a sleep aid, but I always woke up feeling awful. It's amazing for allergies though.