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You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Proba

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pre-nut brainfog must have felt like a psychedelic realm where the only reasonable way to escape was to find and rawdog a shady sex worker

This image is stained on my occipital lobe

but he still needs to collect his Q3 bonus cheque 🥺

never trust a fart

those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails

I have never used UPS in my fucking life

every day another unread 19 in the spam folder

like, I didn't click the shady link the first 4812 times

Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?

I think they're waiting for all their customers to die of old age so they can just fully abandon it with no consequences

you cannot quell the hunger after tasting the flesh of a beloved pet for the first time

why can't I open this website

I've been using this extension for over a year now. The only malicious use I've seen has been petty.

Occasionally see a video from a controversial creator titled something like "Asshole talks about stupid bullshit for 25 minutes" on fresh uploads.

The titles do change quite a bit. A lot of my title suggestions were changed/improved by others.

There's a voting system, so you'd need a big group of bad actors fighting uphill for something that isn't really all that worth it.

My dick fits into all of them

Seems pretty universal to me 😎

partners mouth

caffeine in suppository form ass coffee

this is multidimensional wisdom

he brainwashed so many people

glad he's neck deep in shit at the moment

but every time I see a headline with his name that doesn't include some variation of "passes away at age", my blood pressure rises a little bit.

If it brings you any solace, Mr Raised-by-4chan is getting absolutely thundercunted with downvotes.

Haven't seen that many in a long while.

When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren't up to date

When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse

yo give shreck his dong back

probably looking everywhere for that shit

whatd he do

I'm too high to Google it and I'm hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep

Im a sleeby

reminder to self kinda

12 years

32k views

Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?

Where do I buy ass cigarettes