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  • I'm going to suppress my curiosity and not look into whatever you're referencing.

    I assume it's like those badgers or lemurs or something 1998 honda civets in Southeast Asia (I think) that are caged, fed and shit out those special coffee beans that tourists just fucking love.

    I hope that was an anti-depressant induced vivid dream memory and not a real memory of something that actually happens.

  • oh

    lol

    didn't cross my mind that someone would make a CLI program in js

    I mean, I've done it, but I am a registered dunce cap owner.

  • are you under 16

    no

    ok cool here's a youtube short when an AI voice tells you an AI-written story over vaguely related stock footage

    The planet is fucking melting and elected leaders are writing laws on herding cats

    I've been using the internet for longer than I've been an adult.

    I still sometimes add +10 years to date of birth fields out of habit.

    Might as well have issued a mandate to nom a spoonful of sand daily.

  • My friend from university sends me his Rust code snippets sometimes. Ngl it looks like a pretty cool language.

    There was also that tldr reimplemention in Rust that is a gatrillion times faster than the original.

    I really want to give it a try but I have executive dysfunction and don't have any ideas of what I could use it for.

  • Sometimes the companies they subcontract, named something boring and innocuous like Isolace Data Systems or Wimblo Digital or some shit, fucks up spectacularly.

    Like they'll just have 400gb Excel spreadsheet called all_meta_usernames_and_passwords.xlsx stored in the company's shared intranet and then some dude guesses the WiFi password was WimbloDigital2024 and leaks it to whoever.

  • why do people spend so much time being awful

    I didn't think there was a most pathetic way to out yourself as a rapist

  • A wise friend once said, "you should wipe your ass before you clean your home" he meant it literally, but I like the phrasing.

    Get involved in local politics. Do you know the name of your Town's mayor? I didn't. Fucking former prison warden. I don't recall voting for him.

    I fucking knew Ive been spotting more of those fuckers who don't show up when you're getting mugged

  • Caught me red handed not reading the article

    in my defence I never learned how to read

  • I'm not from the US

    But who over there is following election advice from the fucking FBI

    Aren't they very disliked across the political spectrum?

  • I think it's a joke

    The setup makes us assume no nudes are being exchanged.

    We expect that the transphobe is warning the writer that one of the people receiving nudes is trans. We then expect the reveal to be that the write is trans or something along those lines. It was difficult for me to follow too.

    The punchline is that nudes were indeed being exchanged. The transphobe was just a subversion.

  • I'm sorry that happened to you. I fucking hate skinheads.

    What led up to it and what was the aftermath?

  • More folders

  • You eventually get used to it

    One time I tried for 5 minutes to get my contact lens out, getting desperate enough to scratch from the white to the iris with my fingernail. I thought I was scratching the contact lens until I felt something weird in the side of my eye.

    The fucking thing slid behind my eye at some point.

    So I scratched my literal fucking eyeball with very little pain.

    My vision was blurry, but I could see only one contact lens was removed in the container. I concluded that it must still be in there and that the bad vision was just my mind playing tricks on me.

    Point is, you can get pretty comfortable touching your eyeball.

  • They never gave him LSD, right? Just made a lawyer humiliate him in a debate about his strongly held beliefs a few times.

  • fuck it

    I'd rather just fail the skill check

    my head would burst trying to figure out which number is precisely on top

  • Maybe half ass it a little bit

    If they're not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don't give them 150% of your energy.

    Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a "smoke break" (even if you don't smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you're dizzy. Come up with something.

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  • How is that a ceasefire when IDF troops snipe kids and journalists in their downtime?