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  • I'm glad you think so, honestly, but most people don't give a shit about being mean to animals. That's a hard one to find a like-minded person on.

  • You lose any sort of regenerative sleep for 5 years. Fitness routine? Bye bye. Energy? Out the window.

    Oh shit, do I have kids?

  • If I had the $100 to spare I'd totally take you up on that

  • At that point you either take a shower or start licking

  • I never got the answer - who did let the dogs out?

  • This was probably a decade ago, my brother and I went dirt bike riding with my dad. I had gone with dad a few summers in a row now, but it was my brother's first time in years. So, dad started to go over with him basic bike riding stuff. Not having it, my brother declared "I know what I'm doing dad" and ignored everything he was being told.

    He proceeded to start the bike, rev the throttle to max, and dump the clutch all at once. He popped a wheelie and made it probably ten feet before crashing while dad and I just completely lost our shit cracking up. He was fine, btw, it was just majestic. He didn't go riding with us again after that though.

  • For what it's worth I've used the same merkur safety razor for around a decade with feather blades I only had to replace every several weeks when I had a coarse beard. I use the same on my legs now and it still works amazing. Best shave I've ever had, since my beard was too cowlicked to use a straight razor. They're easy to use, give a closer shave than cartridge razors, and they're way less irritating. You totally don't have to spend $300 if you don't want to.

  • I think you need a bang in front of that.

    Don't we all 😞

  • I shave my vag with a safety razor because I'm alpha as fuck

  • If you press on your nose and your genitals at the same time your body takes a screenshot

  • An amazing song, I never learned it past Brazil though lmao

  • I frickin love animals as leaders, they're awesome! His drumming always blows my mind. I am a drummer though, yeah,though nowhere near that good :)

  • That first one is definitely something, but I appreciate the glitter sperm vibe lmao

  • Haha, there's no help. That's fantastic, I'm hit right in the boy band nostalgia! It's kinda hard to believe sometimes how good video game music has gotten.

  • Who could dislike a cat version of the wellerman? I love it!

  • That seems like such a fun song to drum to, I totally dig it!

  • I think my favorite in that genre might just be Prince Ali, is that kinda what you were thinking?