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Ellia Plissken
Ellia Plissken @ tilefan @lemm.ee
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  • right but like, they were only broken up into episodes for streaming in the first place, they can make their ad breaks as long as they want

  • I get that for broadcast, but for streaming it doesn't make any sense, it's not like ad breaks on streaming used to be the same length as on cable. on top of that, I wasn't getting ads when watching this on Hulu

  • watching Wild Green Yonder with a friend, me watching the movie on my Plex, them watching the version broken into episodes on Hulu.

    i pulled Hulu up to make sure i stayed synced, and the Hulu version quickly pulled ahead of mine.

  • well, just noticed the Family Guy Star Wars episode 6 episode is 44 minutes on Hulu and 53 minutes on my Plex.

  • I also want to hear about the snitching.

    I'd heard most famously Seinfeld was sped up by 7% in syndication to sell more advertising space. I do it to my own videos sometimes just to shorten them for today's attention span

  • ok then it was for matted hair.

  • was the shaving on the belly? means it might have already been fixed. if it has one ear tip missing, it's definitely been fixed

    local rescues and hardware stores usually have live traps for rental. you have to leave like a $75 refundable deposit but you get it back as long as you don't break this trap.

    also a lot of pet shops tend to have scanners available, you can call around to see if there's one closer

  • lol my friend was sober, she took the phone away and told me to go ahead and come over. the one who wanted to watch had passed out on the couch by then, so we went to the bedroom.

  • that's really funny. I had an FWB (let's say Katie) that I was still friends with but not sleeping with because she had started dating somebody. she'd recently broken up with him, and her closest girl friend got absolutely sloshed and called me from Katie's phone asking if she could watch us fuck.

  • I got two comments in 40 minutes.

  • dude. I was at a Christian rehab center several years ago. this one kid came as a resident, his parents having been missionaries in Western Africa.

    he kept having "seizures", except he was completely conscious during them, he would just have fits where he would collapse to the ground and have uncontrollable muscle spasms. I'm pretty sure it was a form of panic attack, but some Christian hypnotherapist had hypnotized him, and "uncovered" a "suppressed memory" of some random African dragging him into the woods and putting a curse on him at knifepoint. when he was having a fit, one staff member would hold his head in a pillow to keep him from hurting himself, and somebody else would read the bible over him.

    somehow, this curse was strong enough to overpower the word of god, but not a handful of xanax.

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  • because few people in this society spend money on something that makes other people's lives easier.

  • this is completely me guessing but like, they have to have regular airport security, otherwise other nations wouldn't be letting airplanes from their country enter their airspace, right? that would mean bomb dogs at the very least. unless they don't have any international airports?

  • oh shit

  • it's just, so many devices. surely one of them would have crossed paths