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Ellia Plissken
Ellia Plissken @ tilefan @lemm.ee
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Ukrainian forces enter Belgorod Oblast as Kursk incursion continues, media say

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  • I wonder if the Russian news is warning the civilians, or if they're just being silent about it and letting them all be taken by surprise

    • Passing of the torch

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  • sometimes, I think about how smug I'm going to feel later when I think about needing to do the task and realize I've already done it.

    • Deutsche Herrschaft

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  • nein!

    • what condiments do you put on your Portuguese choriço & linguiça?

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  • it's just that the "hot" stuff from the grocery store isn't particularly hot.

    • what condiments do you put on your Portuguese choriço & linguiça?

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  • I've definitely done that with Polish kielbasa.

    • would you rather your stool had the consistency of creamy peanut butter, or medium gravel?

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  • this was a test, that was the correct answer. one of our agents will be contacting you shortly

    • choosing violence

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  • doesn't it have to get minerals or something from the insects it eats? if you fertilize them they'll die

    • choosing violence

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  • I keep mine in sphagnum moss, and water it with distilled water.

    • would you rather your stool had the consistency of creamy peanut butter, or medium gravel?

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  • see, that's what I was thinking.

    • would you rather your stool had the consistency of creamy peanut butter, or medium gravel?

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  • your, or someone else's, septic tank. would your answer change if it were a municipal sewer?

    • Americans, if you put yourself in the shoes of Washington, Jefferson, Adams and their ilk at the founding of this country, what questions do you think they would have for the leaders of today?

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    • Americans, if you put yourself in the shoes of Washington, Jefferson, Adams and their ilk at the founding of this country, what questions do you think they would have for the leaders of today?

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  • I think they would say, "what's this I hear about women voting? and, uh, who was that in the White House from 2012-2020?? was that one of Thomas Jefferson's grandchildren?"

    • what's that one sandwich you can't stop thinking about? be detailed

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  • all hail king cheems

    • would you rather your stool had the consistency of creamy peanut butter, or medium gravel?

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  • yes, thank you, it did in fact poop into my head

    • would you rather your stool had the consistency of creamy peanut butter, or medium gravel?

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  • thank you for taking this seriously. for medium, I would say, like an oblong golf ball.

    • would you rather your stool had the consistency of creamy peanut butter, or medium gravel?

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  • hey fuck you. I'm high, and the question popped into my head.

    • Fuck all cops, but should we really be calling them bastards?

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  • it's not even so much that it's a slur, it's just fucking lazy. if a woman is being an asshole, tell her she's being an asshole. or a dick

    • what's your favorite thing to put ketchup on that isn't fries?

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    • Fuck all cops, but should we really be calling them bastards?

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  • all cops are bratzz

    • Fuck all cops, but should we really be calling them bastards?

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  • yeah I only use bitch and cunt to insult men these days. or inanimate objects.

    interestingly, "vixen" used to be a similar insult to bitch. it's a female fox, nowadays it implies a seductive quality but back in the day it meant the same thing as bitch