threeduck @ threeduck @aussie.zone

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2 yr. ago

Moved to Tecoma, near Belgrave last week. Call it bad timing as we've been out of power for over 24 hours.

Luckily we don't eat meat or dairy, so food spoilage is minimal. But I'd like to see what I'm unpacking.

Neighbour left a note saying "welcome to the hills haha!" with his phone number and a recommendation to get ice.

I have 2 tickets to the 8:30 IMAX showing of Titanic 3D tonight, message me on here with your phone number or email or something and they're yours! Mrs has come down with a bad case of boat-itis and is no longer in the mood for boat movies or something.

Edit: taken!

Got WAY TOO drunk at a club, kicked out (which I genuinely accepted with good grace). Walking home, realised I'd forgotten my jacket. Figured I'd just nip in past the bouncer, grab the jacket and leave without bothering anyone. I didn't nip past. I got bounced. Rebuffed from the club, and pushed backwards I fell over and broke my foot (a Jones fracture). Was in a moon boot for 3 months or so, but now it hurts whenever I walk wrong.

I have two kinds of tinnitus, the classic high pitched ringing that if I pay too much attention can swell like an orchestra, and a newer weirder kind, a low rumble that sounds like a diesel engine is in my driveway that never drives off.

Well it's not arbitrary is it. Any quantitative measure of maturity is definitely correlated with age.

Your "very mature" 15 year old is either an outlier, or an indictment on your ability to ascertain maturity.

I did this to help get over weed-induced anxiety. Smoked a bit at uni, started getting bad anxiety most times, so I stopped smoking. Whenever I felt weird while sober (dizzy, spaced out, over-caffeinated), it Pavlov'd me into getting anxiety. Staring into the mirror and getting that weird dissociation gave me a controllable environment to get used to strange perceptual shifts.

Damn I see this billboard all the time in Mitcham Melbourne, fantasized about having the time to do something like this.

I downvote because the phrase is a tired old Reddit trope.

"picture of COVID test"

Hmm this IS mildly infuriating.

What is the definition of ethical? Can killing something that doesn't want to die be considered ethical? Does "but they're yummy" work as a valid excuse to violating the definition of "ethical"?

Yeah I think I'll stop tapping on. It's now worth it to cop a fine instead.

Hey who you calling primit-

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You can't carry knives in Australia for protection. And I'm glad you can't, imagine those nutters you see on the streets, but this time with a blade?

If it were legal I might carry one around, solely because other people could have one and I might need it. As it stands we're all relatively knifeless, and it makes us a lot more relaxed and jovial. A late night argument is just that, shit talk. It doesn't end in someone bleeding to death because we all carry weapons.

Thank you! If it fails to live up to your expectations please send me your PayPal details and I will reimburse. This is not a joke.

I leave the house with a knife

I am not scared

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Looks like a sharpie in the pooper

Un-normalise the word normalise.