thesporkeffect @ thesporkeffect @lemmy.world

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I have had the urge to count to 4 a lot lately... Oh no

I wrestled a drummer once

Hopefully there are still buts though?

Does the nipple thing cost extra?

This recipe is great but it could use a little more billionaire in it.

Somewhat in order of action:

• check if I am clenching jaw/grinding my teeth, relax shoulders and neck, center my thoughts, lower blood pressure and pulse
• thoroughly flush sinuses (like spend 20 minutes or more at least)
• drink lots of water/electrolytes and caffeine
• reduce sensory input: dark quiet room with comfortable seating
• double dose of Sudafed and Diclofenac sodium
• jump into traffic

I love that for you both. Don't forget to bring snacks.

You found the caution bear.

Parce-que non, s'il vous plait, je ne parle pas francais

I assume it was a TPK? :(

He looks like Grandma

He didn't really call for it though... He just vaguely said that if it was true, it should be investigated - in a way that doesn't commit him to action.

Yes, AND nationalize spaceX

Win some, lose some

The erection won't do you much good as you try to avoid going into respiratory arrest:

Symptoms may appear within 10 to 20 minutes after the bite, and death within two to six hours, where severe pain radiates to the rest of the limb, systemic effects include tachycardia, increased blood pressure, vertigo, fever, sweating, visual disturbances, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing and paralysis.

My kink is extreme aversion to variety.

Honestly, I'm not even a furry but it has to be exhilarating to be a big wolf or cat.

The third person destroys the sacred intimacy of the bucket ritual.

That's how it always starts, then the nerds get hold of it

Inappropriate use of vowels, 10 yard penalty for the defense