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Kennedy says panel will examine childhood vaccine schedule after promising not to change it

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  • Of course he’d walk it back and to the left.

    • DOGE’s shocking $8 billion dollar mistake called out

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  • It’s funny, because if you mention Holocaust numbers they’re suddenly drawing equations across multiple chalkboards

    • 'Uber for Armed Guards' Rushes to Market Following the Assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO

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  • They should’ve called it Goonr

    • This Is the Way to Stop Elon Musk

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  • Is it that thing that demolecularizes your head and turns your bones into vapor? You know, a Tesla vehicle battery fire?

    • Do you need complete silence to read books?

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  • Same. Give me an anechoic chamber. I want venous hum.

    • Are Expensive TVs Actually Better? An Analysis of TV Prices and Review Scores

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  • I’m in the same boat, bought a Samsung 40-something-inch smart tv for around $300 maybe 6 years ago off the neglected “small TV” aisle. It has some bloatware, but it’s never been an issue after configuring a few settings. I’m guessing if I went for one of the floor models, it’d have been a problem.

    • RATMM

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  • Felt Against The Machine

    • Trump administration considering using defense funding to ramp up deportations

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  • Not getting those numbers you promised? Just make some shit up like usual! Nobody’s checking. Seriously.

    • I swiped right ngl

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  • In my location, back when I was in dating app hell, everyone kept saying they liked bonfires and the beach and hiking, so I wrote “hate bonfires, the beach, and especially hiking.” It paid off.

    • What would you consider the 3 greatest movies ever made?

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  • I really like some mentioned so far, so just throwing in one of my picks:

    Apocalypse Now

    Spirited Away

    Yojimbo

    • Serial “swatter” behind 375 violent hoaxes targeted his own home to look like a victim - Ars Technica

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  • You get 374 free terrorisms in the US. 375th one is the one that gets you a slap on the wrist.

    • What's your favorite running gag?

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  • “I just wanted to tell you both, good luck. We’re all counting on you.”

    • Mitch McConnell: Kentuckians can't afford the high cost of Trump's tariffs

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  • The man sounds like he got a Home Alone shovel to the back of the head.

    • UnitedHealth hired a defamation law firm to go after social media posts criticizing the company

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  • There’s a whole risk analysis folder somewhere detailing exactly how many of their CEOs can be killed before it’s not worth insuring them for CEO deaths. It’s just some postmodern dystopian version of The Price is Right.

    • The government doesn't use SQL

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  • So his emotional growth was literally, uh… well… you know…

    • FEMA official ignores judge's latest order, demands freeze on grant funding

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  • Exactly. Who the fuck is going to stop them? You want to hit them with another lawsuit and say they should go into time-out? Legal orders mean nothing anymore. Everyone will carry on listening to their direct supervisor because they don’t want to get fired sooner. Just following orders here, boss.

    • Who's making older games so expensive?

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  • Emulators are your friend. Hoarders, graders, and scalpers can go suck a railroad spike.

    • Microsoft Study Finds AI Makes Human Cognition “Atrophied and Unprepared”

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  • Ehhh yes and no. There’s prescriptive grammar (how it ought to be) and descriptive grammar (how it’s actually used within communities). This is where the ideas of code switching and such come in. You can certainly reason well in a Creole, if that’s what your community speaks and how you are taught, e.g. Belizean Creole.

    • Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop

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  • NFT ducks in a gacha system

    • Denizens of Lemmy, how did your hamster die?

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  • Had two hamsters (Calvin and Hobbes) growing up. Both just got old and sick with old hamster stuff. Their deaths happened exactly the same way: my mom reaches into the cage because they haven’t been moving much for a while. Their last act of life is to bite her finger as hard as they can, so she naturally flings them at the wall in front of us kids. Splat.