themeatbridge @ themeatbridge @lemmy.world

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Knee pain. Everyone told me it was normal growing pains, until one little league coach notice I run weird. Queue years of doctors and specialists and tests and scans and surgeries, and now I'm a 40 something guy with advanced arthritis that could have been much much worse if left untreated.

Liars.

I think the worst part about this story is that you know that kid's parents are exactly the bigots you think they are, and now the child has learned a valuable lesson that they are completely alone, unloved, and no one will help them.

It's terrible that Florida is doing this to teachers, but it's worse for the kids.

Their entire Bullshit is excellent, even if they oversimplify a few things.

I'm going to go with a darkhorse candidate and say Market Regulations.

That scraping noise is the goalposts being dragged further into the shit.

Women of course, but also poor people and immigrants are far less likely to have all of the requisite documentation. Plus it's an opportunity to snipe at transgender people.

The Trump administration has already filed their brief on the matter, in the form of a single gif:

... As was foretold by the prophecy.

And there was much rejoicing. (yaay)

There's no "I was joking" excuse for inciting violence. Being a politician means you are responsible for the consequences of your words. Or at least, it would if we had a functioning justice system.

The first time around, I said I didn't want him dead because I wanted him to face justice. I wanted him to rot in a cell while he watched the world prosper without him in power and see his efforts dismantled.

That was misguided.

Not to mention, there's at least one member state that will obstruct anything beneficial because the current dictator benefits from the chaos.

Are you new? You don't know who Sanders is?

Good enough for what? Obedient to whom? Deviating from what? What the fuck are you talking about?

My favorite moment from the old Batman animated show was when the rogues were sitting around telling their stories about how they almost got Batman. Actually, I wouldn't do it justice, just watch it here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UUr7bM1A6s

Of course there's a twist at the end that changes the moment a bit, but it was still hilarious.

Batman is the world's greatest detective. His villains need to compete on an intellectual level, and in fiction a doctorate is short-hand for "smart" and "an expert in the field."

You sound like my kids.

Dad jokes are best when you come up with them with your kids in the house, because then they are home groan.

Little bit of all of the above, plus it creates a mechanism for dealing with enemies. Anyone can be sent to the concentration camps in El Salvador without trial, because they're already doing it.

"Legal" is also a bit fuzzy. Some countries frown upon copying an artist's work, but that's going to be a question for the manufacturer. Owning a reproduction is not illegal as long as you don't try to commit fraud with it (i.e. hanging it in a gallery or selling it).