I learned that word from an old comic from the late 19th century called The Katzenjammer Kids, which apparently is the oldest strip still in syndication.
It's a program for running/playing ttrpgs (think d&d remotely). And I don't think they've ever spun up without me trying to do something graphically intensive. But I also doing do builds so our cases might not overlap much.
You probably have enough responses by now, but I have a 12th gen intel 13 running Bluefin, previously PopOS. I love it and haven't had any problems with it. I once had to reset the main board by disconnection the batteries (both main and RTC) and it was a super simple process following their guide. The fan does get loud but I've only encountered that when I'm on Foundry or if I try to play a more modern game, but it doesn't bother me.
Seconded to Bazzite. I just installed it on my Steam Deck and I'm surprised at how well it works as a desktop too. Not actually planning on using it as a desktop though it's nice to know the option is there.
Totally worth it. The ones you've actually heard of though are too popular and generally require a reservation and waiting to visit. But there are a LOT of National Parks that are "less popular" that are just as amazing that don't require reservations or possibly even entrance fees.
As soon as I read "destructive to both sides in a conflict" I immediately thought of that case. And then you referenced it 😂