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I refuse to look up if the Gallaghers are the last names of the singers. Instead, I like to imagine you're blaming a completely different set of famous Gallagher brothers

I almost got fired for refusing to change out the locks on our office doors so that my boss couldn't be evicted when he stopped paying rent. Sounds like the main differences between you and I were that I became curmudgeonly at an early age and that my boss was easier to immediately identify as a dangerous asshole.

Wow, strong take. Don't get me wrong, I don't like Oasis, but I'm sure other people listen to them on purpose.

I don't mean weaken like that. I mean thinning out potential armies. Like, literally reducing numbers.

I was speaking out my ass and it was essentially some NWO bullshit. Then again, every accusation a confession...

Quit talking probability around my second head. He's none-too-smart and doesn't handle fractions well.

Oh man, my comment wasn't totally serious but totally based on fear. I guess that's exactly how conspiracies start. If my rhetorical-turned-accidental-theory turns out to be right, I'm gonna be super-bummed.

Maybe I'm late to the party, but do you think that the actual plan might be to kill as many of us as possible to weaken any potential uprising?

On the one hand, I agree wholeheartedly with your sentiment. On the other hand, these kids were spared soul-crushing disappointment.

Please, no. Don't wish that on the rest of us.

That's a good comment

But, and hear me out, what if he likes that he looks that way? He's already removed his own humanity through greed, why continue to look human?

I think we're getting pretty close to our profound greatness that we achieved in 1929. Just give USA little more time to siphon some more of the economy upwards and finish pulling the rug out from the remaining social safety nets.

Maybe you're one of those families that buys mostly straws. The ones you see with little children huddled and sobbing around their parent who is desperately trying to hold back tears while explaining, "we can only afford 13 bags of straws this week instead of 36 because woke took away our plastic straws. And while duck calls will work just fine with biodegradable straws, they don't have the same mouth-feel as the ones that choke sea turtles."

If it's God's will, I will accept a proper fucking. Prepare the soon-to-be disappointed second party!

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Wait, first we gotta see if they weigh the same as @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world

Shut up. Your ideas are dumb and will give everyone access to food.

Wait, that can't be right... Hold on.... checks notes

Oh okay, I get it now. Here we go!

Shut up. Your easily implemented "simple plans" would make universal healthcare easily accessible.

Huh... I know there's a good argument in here.... thumbs through pages of notes

Look, quit trying to make unchecked capitalism look bad by simply talking about it!

Wow...

That kid is TINY!!!

Why can't they take turns and share?