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Most of family didn't make it through the last Nazi regime—I hold no beliefs that I'm special enough to survive this one.

I appreciate that explanation! I was just having fun with your choice of punctuation and attributing "a telltale sign of a coming earthquake" with the phone warning.

I commented for the chuckle and got an interesting explanation instead!

Better than my American ass could do

Don't undersell it. This convicted felon was impeached twice and found liable for rape before we elected him again!

USA! USA! US- Hey! I'm a citizen, you can't deport me!!!

Me sharpening my Hot Wheels collection

OH GOD! HER ROTOSCOPED HYPERREALISM WAS COMBATTED BY REVERSING THE MOVEMENT OF HER BOOBS! INCIDENTALLY STABILIZED MAMMARIES!!!!

I'll never sleep again

TIL in the moments preceding an earthquake, nature will rumble and send out warnings to phones

You're a wizard billionaire, Harry!

I always wonder: Why is it tied so closely to American evangelical Christianity?

The answer to this, from what I understand, is SUPER fascinating and a rather straight line with only a single detour. In one word: racism.

Prior to the civil rights movement, you'll see a higher rate of people who consider themselves religious or of faith, but fewer fundamentalists. When schools started integrating and leading up to Brown v Board of Education, a lot of racist assholes were upset that their child might go to school with someone colored of color (holy shit, what's wrong with me today??).

Since public schools were becoming a cesspool of inclusivity (THE HORROR!), private schools realized they could become a safe-haven for segregationists and make bank off of an easily-exploitable, single-issue population. A trusted source of private schooling were churches and they were more than happy to do a racism if it meant easy money.

The religious schools were mutually beneficial for the parents, too. Their kid didn't go to private school because the parents were racist and wanted their children away from the "colored folk", they sent their kid to private school because God was super-important and needed to be in the kids' schooling. Why? Cuz we're super-religious now!

That's the ticket! We're not racist, we're religious!!! To keep up appearances, the parents would drag their family to church to prove how godly and un-racist they were.

In summary: why are the bigots often intertwined with evangelicals? Cuz you can use God to justify how much you truly suck.

Wait! Lemme take a pictu- awwww... It's gone...

Guarantee you that the incompetence is on purpose. It wasn't a genocide, it was a few clerical errors, some bad AI, and a couple of lines of bad code from a junior dev. Just a big ol' whoopsie where everyone but the Nazis died.

ISAIP: I said as I peed

You must be fun at the urinals

The work is mysterious and important

Not your feet? It's your crotch. Invest in a scrub puff thing and use more soap than you think you need to. Imagine what crotch looks like and then imagine every crevice exaggerated 10x. Scrub every inch of every crevice.

Mike Johnson needs to drain my butt while I drain resources. In other words, eat shit, you fucknutter.

They already have, sooooooo..... You win?

1. Swiss cheese slices: make them holes too tight.
2. When you run everything as root, if you fuck your shit, your shit's fucked.

"Best practices" tend to come from other people's whoopsies. But it's always good to question things, too.

My top four hypotheses:

1. Gotta finish putting together an incentive package so that he won't talk about what he saw and experienced
2. Need more time to find a living prisoner who looks like him
3. Trying to figure out which mass grave he's in
4. Someone is Googling "can they get DNA from ashes"

I couldn't resist

Mr. Netanyahu, choke on a shit