theangryseal @ theangryseal @lemmy.world

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Bibbly bebop buh dop nop dah na! Wooooo!

Well thank you. :p You’re beautiful too!

I’m not ugly, but I’m the least attractive member of my family.

My brother looked like a Greek god, my sister looked like a model. My dad was so sought after that his name was spray painted all over our town with hearts and love confessions. Bridges, buildings, love for him was everywhere. He was chased by women aged 18-90.

I was born with crossed eyes and had to have a corrective surgery. Every man in my family is over 6ft tall and I’m only 5’7. I still randomly message my mother to thank her for going through with the surgery.

I definitely lost the lottery, but it could have been worse.

The Marios of the world probably be thinking deep thoughts about right now…

Man I was tormented with that crap as a kid. “HOLY CRAP YOUR SISTER IS HOT!!! That’s your mommmmmm? Whoa!”

Same crap with my sister.

I see them both as living farts.

Throw asparagus in there and I’m in.

This is awful lolol

Are you trying to make me hate my life? Man…

Bro shut up! You’re gonna mess up my kid’s allowance!

I’m not paying for a nontango satch!

Reyali, more like Geigh-ly! Huht huht

I’m a nice fellow who provides free internet to all of my neighbors.

It’s a pain sometimes.

I worry about the teenager upstairs, but all the others are old ladies and it doesn’t bother me a bit…until I want to do something serious.

I’m about to (tax time) invest in a router that allows me to control their bandwidth. It’s free, so if 20mbps don’t work for them they can pay for it.

I will open up the kid’s PS5 so he can game. His laptop is getting 10mbps though.

Old ladies rocking 4k to sleep is too much.

They don’t pay for internet so they get the good good on their services. I’m too sorry and antisocial to go deal with it.

My daughter uses game pass on Linux. I think she streams it though.

I would vote for the ghost of Bernie Sanders. I’m not talking about a hypothetical ghost either because Bernie isn’t a fucking liar and wouldn’t want folks to have faith that he exists. He’d fly right up to the microphone with that badass accent of his and let the assholes have it just like he does now, only with supernatural powers that come with being a ghost.

I wish I could upvote you a thousand times.

This right here. Being content with ignorance s fine with me at the end of the day.

I still have no idea what the fuck is going on with loss. I’ve seen the comic. I don’t get it.

I was still using my Quadra in 2002. I didn’t stop using it until 68k software stopped being made.

It’s crazy but I remember it being a 640. Those apparently don’t exist so it must have been a 630 or a 650.

It was not a tower, it sat flat so it couldn’t have been the 640av.

This is driving me nuts lol.