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  • I had an old friend who showed up to the office naked. He was a local legend for his stunts. He walked in and sat down. The dude behind the desk asked him what the hell he was doing. He said, “Well, y’all are getting ready to fuck me, ain’t ya? I figured I’d go ahead and get undressed.”

    He worked at a mine, so it was all men, and it was the 90s. Everyone knew his sense of humor and everyone loved him.

    He was back at work 3 months later.

    He died from black lung in 2019. The whole damn community was broken up about it. Everyone who talks about him has some crazy story.

    RIP Rolly Poly.

    Edit: Fixed it a bit.

  • Just gimme what I know. The kids can hit those newer layouts.

    My brain isn’t up to the task of learning a new finger language.

    Edit:

    And just for fun. Did anyone else type their thoughts when they first began mastering typing?

    I-t (space) d-r-o-v-e (space) m-e (space) i-n-s-a-n-e (space) f-o-r (space) a (space) l-o-n-g (space) t-i-m-e.

    I can type super fast because of it though. I be out here on leaderboards haha.

  • Yeah my dad never bothered me with that, but boy oh boy my mom does.

    That was the biggest part of their struggle. My dad was a wild animal and my mom should’ve married a preacher.

    She’s married to a man who sees the world like she does now. He’s a good dude and he’s perfect for her. She spent 30 years trying to make it work with my dad.

    I like my mom’s husband, but stories could be written about my dad (wasn’t my father, just raised me).

    He lived a life that would make some award winning movies look like Sesame Street.

  • My dad was the dumbest man I ever knew and he still had wonderful advice sometimes.

    I mean, I can say that to you here and you can only imagine with the limited data, but my dad was duuuuuuumb.

    There is value in our idiot parents. We just have to find it.

  • You know, I can’t stand dealing with a conspiracy theorist.

    I understand why they’re crazy though.

    Tuskegee syphilis experiment. MK Uktra. Snowden leaks. Various governments overthrown by the CIA.

    I mean, people are crazy and evil knows no bounds.

    That said, I prefer to look for the best in the world. I can understand getting lost in all that crap though. People are fucked up.

  • Did u not no he wuz muslin anticrist? Borned in kinya? Hoosain? Do u forgot?

    Do ur gramma not send u this?

    Duh!

    Wut bout not my present shirt? U not get 1?

    Man I wish we could go back and get Bernie. :(

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  • Damn man.

    That part about grandma getting the coworker was insane.

    My grandma kept playboy magazines in the bathroom because “boys are gonna see it anyway. Might as well be here where they can ask about it.” And so they “wouldn’t be queer.”

    She was nuts, but not that nuts I don’t think.

    She shot a man in the back and got away with and I still think she had more marbles than your grandma haha.

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  • Haha, demons. Good god, my hillbilly family loves to blame the poor old demons.

    If you’re gay there's a demon in your peepee, rectal cancer there’s a demon in your butt. If you’re broke there must be demons in your wallet, If you’re hungry, there’s a demon in your gut. Tooth decay? You must have licked yourself a demon. Mental breakdown? Demons making you a nut! Every day we’re out here fighting all these demons, at night the sleep paralysis demons fight us!

    Demons, demons, demons. Can’t get an erection? Must be a demon in your semen! Visit your local faith healin’, money stealin’, shandra maw hyba maw heep ahbba makoyata dahba sheenda tongue talkin’ preacher tuhday!