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the_grass_trainer
the_grass_trainer @ the_grass_trainer @lemmy.world
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You can summon a baguette out of thin air but it is always slightly stale. How do you use this ability for personal gain?

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  • Hey, so I'm very positive somewhere near you is a doorway of some type. Would you kindly walk through it, and leave?

    • I don't see the problem. It's A tree. It's not THE tree.

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  • Ahh yes, the French word for "star" is "slπr"

    • I don't see the problem. It's A tree. It's not THE tree.

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  • That's because it obviously is. Idk how people look at that book and think it was made by a human with the understanding of language.

    • What is the point of fast food anymore

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  • Y'all oughtta know the mid oughts were a lit time to behold.

    • Alternative YT forks?

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  • Revanced hasn't let me down. Sometimes Google will update something and cause a minor issue like loading shorts upon opening the app, or (in a previous version) not properly load comments.

    Whatever version of Revanced i have currently is flawless, and has adblock+sponsor block built in.

    • Welcome back!

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  • That's fucking fantastic xD

    • Anti-Masturbation Cross

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  • Yeah, velcro ain't stopping any urges.

    • Do you have kids? Do you want to have kids? Did you regret having / not having kids?

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  • Thanks, friend. We shall see what the future holds.

    • Do you have kids? Do you want to have kids? Did you regret having / not having kids?

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  • 🤔 i like the idea of kids, but i am worried that I'll accidentally pass down all my traumas to them by trying hard to avoid it.

    Also, i have voiced this before many times and i always get told "that just means you'll be a great dad," or "you know what not to do so it'll be fiiiine."

    Idk. I can be convinced, for sure, but right now i think it's not the best idea for me to have them.

    • Would you change the way you live if you knew it would soon be over?

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  • Yes, yes i would.

    But I'm not poofing, so I'm not willing to go to prison.

    • What's a good alternative to messenger that I can plausibly convince friends to move to?

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  • KIK

    • BRB, need more cheese

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  • -cheese commercials stop -

    General Public: what's something good to put on a sandwich that just has ham on it?🤔

    • Dream technology is weird

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  • Fuck it, fly into the 3rd tower to get it outta your system!

    • Starching

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  • He did, but it's too dark to notice unless you look a bit hard at the image.

    • Cheers Bro

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  • We're outta Absolut, sorry.

    • Yaay

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  • We don't have one yet?? Or are there a bunch? Gonna go look now with whatever is left of my eyesight.

    • Shitting on Windows built-in media player if you didn't know

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  • Never knew that one.

    • Shitting on Windows built-in media player if you didn't know

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  • I think WinXP was the last time i used the Win Media Player 😞

    • How to watch Twitch during Ad Breaks

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  • I use Firefox on pc to watch Twitch, and realized that you can use the pop-out player to hear stream while ads are running.

    No extension needed.

    • All it needs is some Ketchup

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  • I hope it was the cream cheese