thawed_caveman @ thawed_caveman @lemmy.world

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Some school of thought with the word "nihilism" in it

What does a single cell say when you step on its toes? ::: spoiler spoiler Mi-toes-sis :::

Yeah but who owns the servers currently running it? If it's decentralized but the same entity owns all the servers, then it's not decentralized. Seems obvious

Bluesky is more usable than Mastodon purely because it doesn't use a decentralized model. Sure it defeats the purpose, but on the plus side it removes some serious inconveniences that the true fediverse comes with, for example i've never been on Bluesky and found myself unable to upvote someone because i've accidentally left my instance.

y'ever notice how a lot of meme formats are really similar

So dry them thoroughly before eating?

And then you DIY distill the pickle juice to get as much water and as little acid as possible

Question answered OP, this will be your daily life until the sweet relief of death

And the acidity makes normal tap water taste sweet as if it has sugar in it, it's pretty neat

But in this situation you can drink water and wash it down, preventing acid damage to your eusophagus. The author of this greentext can't get water into their intestines.

According to my googling, they may be by Li-Anne Dias? But the artist's website is so bad you're better off reading the comics when they're reposted elsewhere

But these are so classic they even mention Windows XP

If you're in this bathroom sober, you'll feel drunk.

If you're in this bathroom drunk, your mind will escape into the 4th dimension and you may not be coming back.

A lot of the images didn't load because they "contained errors"

I'm gonna be 100% honest here. I would do this if i were president.

Yeah, some crazy people want to have their MRIs at a hospital rather than in the woods like you're meant to. Takes all kinds i guess

I only install what i need so i haven't actually installed a lot of apps. The copout answer is Firefox, but if i'm taking the prompt seriously it would be Simple Keyboard or Floris Board, they're highly customizeable keyboards that i really enjoy and i have a hard time deciding which to leave installed.

Just in general though, browsing F-Droid feels so good. I'm in a much simpler mindset where i'll think "oh that's neat i want to try it", which is how i used to feel about tech. Browsing PlayStore makes me think "that's neat, but what's the catch? How are they going to scam me/harvest my data? I'm not installing this"

As a bi man, they may kinda be for me but not really. There's such a thing as too shredded, many of these are close to that territory.

And for fuck's sake, you're not too cool to crack a smile. I'm sure these guys are great IRL but i don't like those stone faces that they hold in every picture, it makes them look like they care too much about their macho image and would yell at me if i asked them to bottom.

In general i wonder how many of these are supposed to be hot and how many are supposed to represent a powerful male hero. That's the thing with shirtless dudes.

Surely "speed of sound" must be an exaggeration, i don't see the object reaching mach 1 and then stopping within such a short distance.

Plus they happened to be in a hospital, so chances of survival are maximized.

Row 1: he's doing it for the meme

Row 2: he realizes it's actually tasty and has to rethink his whole reality

c/shittyfoodporn