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Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke.

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  • Hi, I'm dust

    • You got the cheese, the ham, the... wait

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  • That is going to taste so bitter, my tongue just dried up from thinking of it

    • Toll rule

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  • Yeah I can almost read it, needs more compression

    • well shoot

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  • Why would I do that anyway

    • So basically how students write papers

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  • Found my colleague

    • well shoot

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  • Who tf is downvoting this, GUYS OMG PLEASE DONT LICK YOUR FUCKING FINGERS

    • Hit this scud, son.

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  • Quieres?

    • Is it more energy efficient to charge a phone/tablet using a desktop/laptop while your computer is being used vs using the charger?

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  • Your computer doesn't have "excess energy"

    • sphincter? i never even met her

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  • Wrong

    • I'm writing this from a crappy laptop with 2GB of RAM and a dull screen.

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  • Reminds me of the ass audio mixing in movies where it is only enjoyable in a 7.1 cinema or your rich friends home theater but not on your own setup

    • Granted.

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  • Bro are you dense

    • try finding this rule

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  • Rabies vaccine

    • A compromise

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  • Last chance to look at me

    • Finally able to follow the rule

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    • Voluntary Mandatory rule

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  • "How can I best serve the company" 🤮

    A thought I had not once in my entire work life

    • Hair Plugs & Heartache - Matteo Lane

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  • Are you his PR agent or why does this look like ads

    • Got 7 or 8 / 14 rule

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  • Cannot cook is a turn off tho. Everyone should know how to cook, at least somewhat.

    • Look what humanity has done in just 30-40 years

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    • I need to wake up early

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  • Nah they're right. My Xiaomi had great vibration, audible without a ringtone but my Pixel now is very weak. Definitely depends on the brand and model.

    • Humanity and AI, a match made in the 9th circle of hell

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  • I wish they would just choose one instance which I then can block. But no, I need to block the 5. AI-"art" com, the 20th "beautiful indian actresses" com and several nsfw coms, just today I blocked like "yiff furry BDSM trans"

    At this point I don't like browsing "c/all" anymore