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Listen up fives

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  • Damn is that the old X-Men cartoon? I only have vague memories but Nightcrawler and Gambit were the coolest characters

    • Geodude graveler and gollum

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  • Aren't these the "Costco guys"?

    • 4 or more hours of daily screen time linked to more anxiety and depression in teens, data shows

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  • Ah so it's the screen, not the content, understood.

    Always found the concept of "screen time" stupid.

    After a weekend of hours and hours playing some co-op game with friends I don't feel bad. That's what 5h of doomscrolling does to you.

    • Stop whining. Do it yourself.

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  • No one is gonna engage lol

    • What do I put down on my resume?

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  • Bipolar junction transistor?

    • No Man's Sky dev pulls out all the stops to fix a player's buggy save with 611 hours of playtime at risk: 'I promise to hawk that bug and fix it'

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  • I chuckled at "hawk"

    It's over for me

    • If only 😫

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  • Hm didn't even know these exist

    • If only 😫

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  • Pretty sure now I know (at least empathize haha)

    • If only 😫

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  • Yooo I swallow this shit daily (at night), because I did not get an endoscopy yet. That image is accurate, it's like 20ml sticky, white, salty liquid with a very slight burn to it.

    • Rule

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  • Pretty sure this is just a myth, plenty of people suck for no apparent reason

    • Furry show rule

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  • Look, I'm no furry but

    • Denuvo respond to their rep for tanking games - "I'm a gamer myself, and therefore I know what I'm talking about"

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  • It might also be just too expensive for some people. They wouldn't buy it anyway.

    • hard to argue with

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  • Same vibe as the Stockholm-Syndrome

    • How do you deploy in 10 seconds?

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  • Then the post deployment clarity hits

    • natural armour > fake dwarven toys

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  • Cannot read shit

    • Down the Rule

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  • What not removing wisdom teeth does to you

    • Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 sucks up to 180 Mb/s of internet bandwidth while in flight — equivalent to 81GB of data per hour

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  • Nope, upload fucking sucks. 50 MB/s. It got worse this spring, like 30 Mb/s, so I opened a ticket and a technician came over to calibrate our house connector (?).

    Edit: This is due to the provider tho, not the medium. Vodafone (in Germany) is ass but I did not get a successful connection over DSL (the other option, sadly no fiber yet), so I went with them instead.

    • Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 sucks up to 180 Mb/s of internet bandwidth while in flight — equivalent to 81GB of data per hour

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  • I get Gigabit over coax tho

    • What metrics are deoderant companies using to calculate their "72hr protection" numbers?

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  • Will I be the ... sniffer or the ... sniffered?

    • What metrics are deoderant companies using to calculate their "72hr protection" numbers?

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  • Bro this is vile