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  • I wish door to door fireworks salesman were more common

  • I usually dont engage directly with my thoughts unless I am talking to myself out loud which I often do.

    I think mostly on instinct, and rationalise/summarize my actions only if I have to.

    It's a bit like waking up at night in a pitch black room and making your way to the toilet. You barely remember it the next morning, but if someone asks you about it you say "oh yeah maybe" and retrieve/fabricate a memory of you navigating around furniture in the dark (because you MUST have), but can't actually recall it.

  • He also wrote the theme song for Pringles crisps. This may not be true.

  • Deep

    Jump
  • It's the artist's actual name

    Imran
    Okradi

  • Do you have a swap partition mounted?

  • ...not quite sure where the hostility is coming from.

    The question OP asked is what is likely to vanish in 10 years, and I described the already forced-digitization of household appliances and took it one step further to depict Appliances-as-a-Service, based on the model the printer industry is already rolling out.

    How his offends anyone, is a little beyond me. Maybe I should have added quotes?

  • Yup. Worse still, I can see this extending to other appliances. Haven't paid your monthly washing machine service fee? Our partnership with the only water company in your area authorizes us to shut off your water.

  • Shark-zula, the mic rulah
    The old schoolah, you wanna hunt?
    I'll bring it to ya (raw)

  • that sun function is a bastard

  • If you think my comment was vacuous, you should see the ones that replied to it

  • 57k a year is a decent salary if you live in the UK.

    A seasoned postdoc could expect to make 55K max. A professor a bit more.

  • Manual appliances. You can open the fridge, but only if you pay your monthly subscription fee to keep it restocked.

    We work hand-in-hand in retailers to make online shopping the default, whilst making the UI only accessible to AI bots, so if you want a stocked fridge; pay your fees.

  • self-inflicted, if they played nice we would all be printing from home.

    upside is less paper waste

  • Jimmy Saville fixed it for me to milk one blindfolded

  • I like that today's Video is "Shoshan the Elegant"

  • thank god for that drippy background music on that BBC video, for a second there I almost forgot where I was

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Trying to communicate across languages, but sharing only the same words for bread/water/plus/not/left/fuck/heartening/baggage/to/. How do I ask for directions to a bar?

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    In the style of a Cinderella story, what do you do for a living?

    Today I learned @lemmy.ml

    TIL of the Donner Party who were a group of pioneers including women and children who had to resort to cannibalism after an early snowfall cut off their destination, just one mountain pass over.

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    Parody songs that play rent free in your head?

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    Thoughts on Ladytron?

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    Least regrettable but most unconventional liquid to take a bath in?

    Mechanical Keyboards @lemmy.ml

    I regret getting a Keychron Q1

    Today I learned @lemmy.ml

    TIL "Raindrops Keep Fallin' on my Head" was first written for Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

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    What kind of cool stuff does your local wizard do?

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    Who's the biggest sack of shit that ever lived? Down-vote if you've heard the name, upvote if you haven't. Rarest is victor.

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    The Party is conducting house raids. You are an undesirable and have X days prep. Where do you hide?

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    If you could rearrange the days in a week, what would your ideal month look like.

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    In the style of gritty film noir, what are up to this week?

    Linux @lemmy.ml

    Easiest way to capture power states of machine? (Boot/Poweroff/Sleep/Wake)

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    Use AWS Windows instance as an SSH proxy?

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    Everyone loves reading documentation, what are some of your favourites?

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    Thoughts on Ty Cobb?

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    Some Decent Linux Jokes?

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    Why are we in an AI arms race? What's actually at stake?

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    How much of an asshole is your washing machine/dryer?