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  • Yeah. Plus sleeping with their pet human probably didn't do you any favours

  • In the absence of information I'm going to go ahead and suggest that they get the bacteria by scraping their teeth along tree bark until the right bacteria gets picked up

  • The Gunslinger by Steven King.

    He wrote some dark and towerry other books, but they're unrelated fan fiction

  • really nice! I guess it's a tiling window manager that arranges desktop icons too?

    Yellow bars for inputs/dialogs, Blue for general popups(?), orange for errors and file managers, and white for tabbed windows/browsers.

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  • car airbags are now filled with ludicrous amounts of fire-suppressor foam

  • Relevant Two Ronnies - Hieroglyphics sketch:
    (just kidding, youtube doesnt have it....)

  • ant

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  • And now let there be ant lions

  • Semd me your poops. The good ones.

  • it's been 2 hours...

  • This completely. You cant end capitalism with that kind of money, but you can provide cheap or free alternatives to basic needs to force the price-gouging vendors to actually compete for once and align their businesses better with the consumer.

  • Hello there sweetie! I'm politely throwing sand in your face, whilst not offering any helpful or insightful data other than a single counter anecdotal observation. Hope that's okay, and not passive-aggressive at all!

  • Eat a pound of flesh too

  • I cried so hard I laughed

  • Who needs comedians when the reality is already so absurd

  • well the coins weren't, but the people were cheating each other with paid goods of subpat quality

  • Ancient Mesopotamian: "am I a joke to you?"

  • My ex's grandma slept 5 hours a night, worked a full time seamstress job and cooked and cleaned and raised her kids and grandkids. She enjoyed just 1 year of retirement before Covid hit.

  • Batman

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  • That's it Alfred, you need to take a sabbatical to abate your combative perturbations