In the absence of information I'm going to go ahead and suggest that they get the bacteria by scraping their teeth along tree bark until the right bacteria gets picked up
This completely. You cant end capitalism with that kind of money, but you can provide cheap or free alternatives to basic needs to force the price-gouging vendors to actually compete for once and align their businesses better with the consumer.
Hello there sweetie! I'm politely throwing sand in your face, whilst not offering any helpful or insightful data other than a single counter anecdotal observation. Hope that's okay, and not passive-aggressive at all!
My ex's grandma slept 5 hours a night, worked a full time seamstress job and cooked and cleaned and raised her kids and grandkids. She enjoyed just 1 year of retirement before Covid hit.
Yeah. Plus sleeping with their pet human probably didn't do you any favours