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  • In a war, the birds would side with the crocodiles. I'm calling it.

  • as tall as he is in the OP photo, but sunken deeper into the water to make it look like he's wading through it, and not just dipping his toes

  • well then he looks like a kid at the beach barely covering his toes as he splashes in the water

  • I can never work out how tall Godzilla is, based on what either appears to be a shallow marina, or him having long gangly legs underwater

  • oh sorry -- well cheaper than german houses that's for sure.

    Along the Rhine valley, they have a double whammy of Swiss being unable to buy houses in Switzerland, so they go buy them in Germany as buy-to-let, pricing out the Germans who can't compete with Swiss salaries, and so the Germans go buy French houses which drives up their prices for the French.

    I'm not answering your question at all am I lmao

  • old and "full of character" (read: uneven floors, crumbling paper-thin walls) due to lack of regulation.

    compare that with Germany where a landlord has to replace the floors/kitchen/damn roof every 6/7 years, under the pretext of forced maintenance which they then use to jack up the rent based on the mandatory improvements.

    I genuinely don't know which is better

  • Woah we're at 90K! Just 10K short.

    Yesterday I could have sworn it was 60K


    • 2025-07-02 12:40: 90,052 Signature
    • 2025-07-02 16:03: 97,959 Signatures
    • 2025-07-02 16:31: 99,141 Signatures
    • 2025-07-02 16:40: 99,503 Signatures
    • 2025-07-02 16:44: 99,705 Signatures
    • 2025-07-02 16:46: 99,806 Signatures
    • 2025-07-02 16:48: 99,905 Signatures
    • 2025-07-02 16:50: 100,005 Signatures!!
  • A space ship descends and lands outside my door, and and a benevolent Alien pops out and hands me a 512 MB USB stick.

    "I crafted this for your species, and made sure it's compatible with your hardware standards. It contains the sum total knowledge of all life in the universe and can be used to accelerate your species to the next plane of existence."

    I thank him tearfully and he departs with a warm smile, ascending back up into the soon-to-be-knowable cosmos from when he came.

    I plug the stick into my machine, and check out the directory. Inside are two files:

     
             105 MB   knowledge.tar.piidx
         328 KB   README.txt
    
    
      

    I open up the readme file to learn more about the PIIDX file format so that I can uncompress the sum total knowledge of all existence. General gist:

    • Uses a compression algorithm with an infinite dictionary based on prime numbers
    • Uses a storage/retrieval algorithm based on the digits of Pi

    Realise quickly that the file will never be opened in my lifetime

  • (non-paywall link: https://archive.is/dhkjc)

    Goddamn this case is messy. There is a few pieces of damning evidence and clues against her (her not intervening when a baby was struggling to breathe, deaths on the ward only when she was around), but I can definitely understand the nurses who are already pushed to the extremes of their working lives feeling terrified that all deaths can be pinned on them, and not the higher ups who should be ultimately taking the responsibility

  • I feel like we are in agreement

  • Think about how much empathy your parents generation has for yours. They kind of sympathize, wish things were easier, but ultimately do not understand the wealth gap or your day-to-day.

    Think about how much empathy you have for a 3rd world exploited labourer. You kind of sympathize, definitely wish things were easier, but ultimately do not understand on how they live on less than a dollar a day.

    Billionaires aren't just one or two levels removed from understanding your situation. They are whole planets apart. They cannot comprehend our daily struggles. They do not see it except through summarized news reports that pander and reframe it to their lifestyle.

    Billionaires are the most removed species on this planet

  • nah...

  • Apparently Cambridge is the only major(ish) city with any balls. Wtf London

  • “special lawyers who make historical allegations disappear”.

    weird how often that keeps happening