Stack the apples on top of each other, and proceed to do a single spiral cut down from the top stem, out towards the edge, and then back to the center in a single fluid motion. It won't solve the problem, but it'll look damn cool
Oh I think I get it, after reading the required text. Essentially human's are assholes and have been mistreating electrons since time immemorial, but we were always covert about it. With the rise of the far-right, we're now empowered to be superliminal about our deranged tendencies towards charged particles
"He was hit by a train. Unavoidable, really."