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  • Issue with Karma and Tagging, is that we all have 1 topic that we are all toxic about and we then carry that label everywhere, even on topics that we are completely rational about.

    To quote an old joke:

    So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:

    "You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"

    The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says: "but you fuck one sheep..."

  • Huh. I don't quite remember this Nasreddin Hoca story growing up, but I'm sure the snake says something really clever

  • "Door donot" - Yoda, talking fast

  • You were't there man, you didn't see what I saw!

  • Woah a TMBG song that I've never heard of -- thanks for this!

  • The battery has a driver, which is written in software that indicates level based on an underlying profile of how the battery drains.

    Hence why Pixel4a users were suddenly shocked by an upgrade that halved their battery life because Google made a whoopsie on the battery profile.

  • woah, and they both use the same hand to grasp at straws, that's insane!

  • A fellow historia civilis subscriber I see

  • with DKIP and FARCS, it basically might as well be

  • or real name.

  • Needs

    Jump
  • I dont get confluence. It just looks like a group of github readmes

  • I see you crack your eggs with a sensual spoon, and splay them out flat on a crunchy surface

  • what's the story here, never heard of this one

  • well written

  • Some of those who burn crosses
    Are the same that love kebab bosses

  • There were really good times, there were really bad times. Most of the time it was alright. Some things could have been better, but some things could have been a lot worse. Hard to rate

  • His custom crop boosted yields at a time when the temperature was predictable, and the crop could thrive in the easy narrow conditions they were designed for.

    Unfortunately with climate change, the hardier seeds which produce lower yields but can weather more turbulent climates are harder to find because they were pushed out of production by the popularity of his invention.

  • Or he's just good with the D. He might also be good at delivering other Vitamins too

  • memes @lemmy.world

    The weekend only refreshes so much