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terminhell @ terminhell @lemmy.world
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In honor of Father's Day, Home Depot is serving free food this afternoon in the lamp isle

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    • Good ending

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  • Balls.

    • I don't think he's sorry

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  • Racoon busting this legend out, with a stolen prosthetic from that bar and the aid of a shrub.

    • I've always been critical of Sabrina Carpenter's music. But I love the deck she built for my house.

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  • That was Pamela Anderson!

    Edit: I think only for a certain time or so.

    • Because who doesn't want this scent in their house

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    • Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.

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  • They said Mind not...

    • Vitamins

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  • I think you got the 'wrong' gummies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • It's more economical

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  • Generally agreed. But I can see using the longer time if I know I'm not going to be home or something.

    • Vitamins

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    • Peak male form

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  • Right,, before power tools were common. I bet these guys were on average stronger than current average men.

    • Make the most out of everything.

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  • Core memory

    • Everyone has a special talent. You just have to discover yours's

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  • Round two?

    • Technichally-wrong community. Here here, peepostin' lyka pro

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  • Yellow-green to light green = monster on an empty stomach.

    • Google confirms more ads on your paid YouTube Premium Lite soon

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  • Ubo and ff mobile: I got the warning for the first time yesterday. Closed ff completely and it went back to normal. I also run pihole too, so maybe a mix of them together has kept my account 'safe' still. And I'm still yt freemium. FF mobile with desktop site enabled allows for audio play back with screen off btw.

    • Japan can't seem to catch a break

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  • Now they're really gonna have fertility issues :(

    • Me after eating spicy food

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  • Skill issue.

    • Britain’s Companies Are Being Hacked

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  • WWIII being fought with 1's and Zeros.

    • WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS

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  • https://www.harborfreight.com/spring-loaded-center-punch-621.html

    I've had to use this quite a few times on laptop repairs cuz the oem used way too much lock-tite. The trick is to use the point at about a 45 angle toward the outside of the head, impacting in the direction it would turn to loosen. Just be careful it doesn't slip off and cause more damage. The hardened tip can also be used to cut out a wider cut to maybe fit a small flat head in too.

    • do you think freewill truly exists?

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  • Id rather discuss that than what someone did last weekend tbh.

    • I got fired from my job at an orange juice factory.

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  • Tom had always dreamed of working with fruit. Not in a weird way—he just loved the colors, the smells, the vibe. So when he landed a job at the Sunburst Orange Factory, he felt like he'd finally made it.

    On his first day, Tom showed up in an all-orange tracksuit to "blend in with the product." Management was... hesitant, but they gave him a shot.

    His job? Quality control. All he had to do was toss out any bad oranges. Easy.

    But Tom got creative.

    First, he started juggling the oranges to test their "aerodynamics." Then he claimed he could “hear” if one had too much pulp by listening to it like a seashell.

    The final straw came when he tried to microwave an orange to "activate the Vitamin C" and blew out half the factory’s power grid.

    The manager stormed in, red in the face. “Tom, you’re fired!”

    Tom looked up from a half-peeled orange and sighed.

    “Well,” he said, “at least now I’ve got time to focus on what really matters... boosting my immune system.”

    Punchline: He got fired for being too extra... but at least he left with a-peeling health benefits.