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tektite @ tektite @slrpnk.net
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Plant Slurs

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  • Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say, "Ni" at will to old ladies!

    • YSK that apart from not having a car and voting, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat.

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  • What if you live on an island

    • is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal

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  • my theory is that most homosexuals are bi

    Guessing you meant "homophobes"

    • Tulsi Gabbard now says Iran could produce nuclear weapon 'within weeks'

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  • "We're sorry, your [x] has been disabled due to unapproved usage.

    Press any key to agree with the regime..."

    • Trump ‘reamed out’ Hegseth for flop birthday parade

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  • He didn't want PIZZA! He wanted FRENCH FRIES from MCDONALDS!!! He wanted RONALD to personally cut his burger up for him because it's EMBARRASSING when his MOM does it! He wanted to use the SLIDE but he POOPED on it before he made it to the bottom and that's SOMEONE ELSE'S fault!!!

    • In North Korea, your phone secretly takes screenshots every 5 minutes for government surveillance

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  • From... screenshots?

    • Beware the Tech Bro Pipeline

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  • Men

    girls

    Adult girls are called women.

    • TIL that this is a real photo of Mark Zuckerburg, I always thought it was photoshopped.

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  • They also call him Zukerberg at least twice.

    • Pope

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    • The Tesla Trolley

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  • It's called hostile architecture and it's things like arm rests in the middle of a bench so you can't lie down on it, or sloped windowsills so you can't sit there.

    I once saw a bench with a statue of a person sleeping on it. Wtf?

    "To prevent the unsightly possibility of someone sleeping on this bench, we should put a statue of someone sleeping on this bench! Leave the useless bench there but also fuck you!"

    • TRUCKIN'

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  • Or just one big one

    • In 2016, over 300 wild reindeer were killed by a single lightning strike on the Hardangervidda plateau in Norway

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    • Neutronium would like a word.

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  • And don't you worry what they tell themselves when you're away

    • Do you still use Facebook?

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  • I quit circa 2012 after a friend posted a photo of us and fb suggested they tag me.

    I've never used any of the others.

    • Trump Denies FEMA Aid Extension in State He Won Three Times

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  • It's North Carolina

    • How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy?

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  • Maybe the marines saw him snacking on a box of crayons and they got confused, assuming he must be one of theirs?

    • why not

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  • Nothing is the way it seems / Discerning man from machine / Dominate as to erase / Wiping man off Earth's face / Fueling engines through deceit / To eradicate humanity / Man is obsolete / Erased, extinct

    Defaced by all inept justice / Shamed by the mental abuses / Branded "inferior weakness" / Ordered to cease and to desist! / Man is obsolete!

    Our world, obsolete!

    -Fear Factory, 1998

    • US prosecutors to seek death penalty for Luigi Mangione

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  • maybe

    • No regrets

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  • sleeve of saltines

    • Me too, thanks.

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