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teije9 @ teije9 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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  • he was arranging the knives to look like loss

    • Ewww

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  • where I used to work they did

    • We live in the dumbest timeline

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    • We live in the dumbest timeline

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    • Ewww

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  • the water you drink probably has been in Hitlers mouth and probably contains dinosaur piss. do you care about that?

    I used to wash the dishes, at least in Europe it's standard to put all cutlery into 2 dishwashers and after that polish them with a very fine cloth. probably also in the us. (unless you don't tip of course)

    • We live in the dumbest timeline

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    • oh man

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  • he was a right winger

    • Upgrade your Tablet to use replaceable batteries.

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  • okay but who doesn't want a tablet with replaceable batteries

    • Upgrade your Tablet to use replaceable batteries.

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  • replaceable batteries as in AA batteries

    • Upgrade your Tablet to use replaceable batteries.

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  • why should you open it up again, instead of just charging/replacing the repalceabke batteries

    • Upgrade your Tablet to use replaceable batteries.

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  • but replacing the battery doesn't mean you get to have a tablet with replaceable batteries

    • one heckin' huge fish

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  • I once saw a pigeon swallow a giant fish that was being fed to a seal, and after eating it it literally couldn't fly anymore

    • sugrule

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  • this is why I always try to use non sugar-free alternatives

    • FYI he was the smallest fish in his pond rule

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  • I hate when people don't specify monthly or yearly pay, especially with health insurance CEOs where it can be both

    • Carcinisation?

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  • the Dutch train system is so incredibly cool, you can get from one end to another end of the 'main' part of the Netherlands in an hour and its so easy to just get to any station anywhere and then you can just go everywhere for so incredibly cheap. Literally the only thing you need to get anywhere in the Netherlands is a bike and something to buy train tickets with. You dont even need to buy tickets, you can just tap your debit card on the gates in the entrance station and then tap it when you exit and it just handles everything for you

    • Reusable coat rule

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  • it's okay to wear the same clothing multiple times if you're a man. if you're a woman you have to throw away everything that you've ever even slightly touched

    • Student is arrested on charges of spying on the US for Russia

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  • afaik they don't puke half digested food in each others mouths to make sure they all get to eat, so no.

    • Student is arrested on charges of spying on the US for Russia

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  • sry, nvm, I confused boric acid and borax, which kills insects by solidifying inside their bodies.

    • Student is arrested on charges of spying on the US for Russia

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  • This doesn't really work with roaches. it works really well with ants, since they drink it, feed it to their larvae, sisters and queen, who then all die. (if you dissolve it in water)

    • Rule

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  • im using boost for a mobile client. what should i use? i have f-droid