tegs_terry @ tegs_terry @feddit.uk

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Is YouTube a socmed site?

It's an elephant, there were some in the area at the time with the circus.

It'll work in their favour eventually. There won't be any more revenge porn because it can just be dismissed as fake immediately.

David Prowse was from the West Country you wally, complete opposite end on the isles. He sounded like samwise/hagrid/pirates.

Any other western country he'd be laughed out of existence. I know for a fact no british politician would live this down.

He wasn't really a comedian, was he? He's just firing out the truth like a pithy magine gun. Total ethos. My neck's sore from agreeing so much.

Reminds me of Almalexia

As soon as the debate ended, CNN began post-game coverage

This is the problem with US politics. Turn your elections into a sports match and people are gonna tribe up. Total circus.

Depends what you mean by 'meant'.

If teleported in as is, I'm sure, but you gotta get there first.

I've heard the term 'benevolent dictator' before, but it might be philosophical. It doesn't seem to me that anyone capable of assuming the role could remain benevolent long.

At which point he can change the rules

I think there’s been a rape up there!

David Brent - The Office (S01E01)

If they catch us, they will rape us!

Dwight Schrute - The Office US (S05E03)

I could rape him… I’m not going to rape him

Jeremy - Peep Show (S03E03)

Jeremy: Mark's a little bit down in the dumps. He's been raped.

Mark: I have not been raped. a woman just continued to have sex with me after i said "no".

Super Hans: sounds like rape to me, mark, classic case.

Mark: She didn't put anything up my bum.

Super Hans: No-one said it was bum rape, mark.

Peep Show (S05E04)

Roger the Alien: This is getting ridiculous. You want me to walk you home again?

Jeff Fischer: [pushes him away] It didn't help last time!

[Jeff leaves]

Roger the Alien: Jeez, just trying to help the kid out.

[Jeff slams the door, Roger stretches and cracks his knuckles]

Roger the Alien: I'm gonna rape him this time.

American Dad! (S08E05)

RAPE! RAPE! RAAPE! This white boys got his hands all over my beautiful brown baahday

Dee Reynolds - It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (S08E02)

Hedley Lamarr : Qualifications?

Applicant : Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

Hedley Lamarr : You said rape twice.

Applicant : I like rape.

Blazing Saddles (1979)

Captain Red: [Holds down girl] Frog, boy!

Frog: What, captain?

Captain: Rrrrrape!

Pirates (1986)

Emma Watson: [Holding an axe] Back the f*** up!

James Franco: I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson!

Emma Watson: Give me everything you have to drink!

Seth Rogen: There are six of us! You cannot rob us!

Emma Watson: [waving an axe] I'm NOT f***ing around!

[Emma leaves]

Danny McBride: Hermione just stole all of our sht. And Jay suggested that we rape her. I think the only reason he did that is because he knows he's about two minutes away from becoming the house btch himself.

This is the End (2013)

Kevin: Hey Creed! Check this out! Ninjutsu lessons! No one's raping me!

Creed: Oh I don't want to get raped! 120 dollars.

Kevin: No! That was my idea to not be raped!

The Office US (S08E22)

For my money, "would you mind awfully if I administered a spot of cunnilingus" is the bigger mood killer.

(The money phrase is just rhetoric, I'd never pay for it... again)

Jokes, too, people need to rationalise that aspect. rape jokes can be hilarious

Is it rape if it's not penetrative?

Someone whose first name isn't interesting enough to be the title, I'm fucking sick of it.

You know what I think, Walt? I think you accidentally told the truth for once.