tegs_terry @ tegs_terry @feddit.uk

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Well why don't we all wear bras and drink each other's cum!

Seriously though, good idea. They should do similar with rugby over here. They made me do that as a pre-pube and I fucking hated it; kids were always getting themselves minced. And that's without pads and helmets and shit.

Me?

Please do, you mush-mouthed cock. Open up your rancid maw and get that cuban heeled foot in there nice and deep.

I've had enough of this pussyfooting preamble. Let's nail this cunt; grab this dick by the pussy!

Are those ellipses for skipped text or to represent pauses in his speech?

No, it's not, that stupid thing highlights several different problems, chief of which being that people would rather ruin a joke than risk being downvoted.

This is the kind of trend that'll just stunt weak, impressionable, scared people's cognition and impact their poor communicative skills further.

Why does that matter? If you're not convinced you can be effectively sarcastic then don't be sarcastic. Putting that at the end is tantamount to going 'LOOOOOOOOOOOL JK DON'T DOWNDOOT PLZZ!!!'.

That'd be less insufferable, but ultimately there's no point in being sarcastic if you're gonna tank it right at the end.

Being a little sarcy there pal? Telling everyone too? Totally warranted

Must be lebarbara's

Took a century near enough, didn't it?

I hear how he faces mutiny and everyone is outraged and his party is on the verge of implosion every other day. It was the same with all the others.

My dog is Tony!

Make it educational, like how to perform a tracheostomy with a ballpoint pen.

Archeo means old, pter means wing, is yx just a suffix or does it mean something in itself?

How are babby formed?

There's plenty of sentiment in the bible to the contrary, which is the useful thing about it. It's so full of gubbins that you can throw it back in its own face no matter what.

Where are you from?

E: You don't get 'bollocks' from Americans all that much is all... rhetorically at least

Well he has a kid so he's definitely in hard mode

There's no way that's the case now, the answers are generated way too quickly for a human to formulate. I can certainly believe it did happen at one point.