teft @ teft @lemmy.world

Just a bridgeman doing his thing.

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Only a dozen attempts?

/s

I put my 10 in WIS to good use.

Doors tend to be weak to slashing or bludgeon so i keep an axe and hammer in my bag for just such a purpose.

Signed, your local barbarian

Just the one question. Here is the wiki on this riddle: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_and_Knaves

The classic riddle has the caveat that you are only allowed to ask one question so how is asking "what's 2+2?" going to let you know which door to take?

When i quit smoking i still took smoke breaks with the smokers. Just called it a mental health break instead. If smokers need a few minutes to ease their nerves with nicotine then the rest of us can take a few minutes to calm our nerves with fresh air.

Somehow James Earl Jones returned.

22 nuggets in 9.5 minutes? Kobayashi would be ashamed. Gotta up your game. Lube the throat with some honey mustard dipping sauce to get those bad boys down faster.

Just don't tell Beverly about force ghosts:

Well I can think of one way...

On an unrelated note did you know that a lot of narcissists project their feelings and faults onto others.

On a separate unrelated note do you remember when the muskrat accused that rescue diver of being a pedo?

op calling me out:

me:

Sometimes I use reaction gifs.

How do you figure? Make a tetrahedron of the points. Form a sphere around the points. Everyone is equidistant.

Some poor antarctic scientist is gonna be fucking pissed.

Maybe they’re standing on a sphere.

right? six steps and having to deal with hot oil every time or use teflon and have a slightly higher risk of cancer and zero extra steps to cooking. I'll stick with teflon and hope for a global war to wipe us all out before I have to worry about cancer.

Dedra Mole-o

Isn't the whole point of social security to prevent older people from starving to death or living in a box?

If those social security wages can be garnished that kind of defeats the purpose of it being a safety net.

Sleep is wasted time. I’d prefer Henry of Skalitz’s cockerel potions. Like liquid meth with no downside. Just good old fashion alchemical energy.

Maybe they're part of the car thief gangs and will execute Order 66 while embedded.