That sounds like a fun time. In modern day though I'd hope the selected representatives would have professional aides, especially where I am given your average American is practically illiterate. (It'd probably work better in Japan, lol.)
Reminds me that Nintendo had help lines you could call for stuff like Zelda secrets, and they may have intentionally added things like secret caves to incentivize that lucrative service.
You want the absolute "guide damn it" example? Try playing the OG Dragon Quest games. They're nonlinear by nature and there's a spot in 2 (or was it 3) where you need to literally check an unmarked floor for an item. No indicator, save maybe a vague NPC dialogue in another part of the planet that didn't get adequately translated in English so you're truly aimless.
There's certainly some improvement. I've played Sunshine recently on an emulator and it's not as refined as Odyssey and yes, the physics jump a bit from 64 to Sunshine to Galaxy to Odyssey. They're all quite enjoyable, just the Switch admits to only being a slight step up from a Wii U, lol. They all use tricks to look better, same with Zelda BotW artistic blur, etc.
In any case, Mario doesn't exactly need picture perfect ray traced lit graphics where you can see every fiber of his mustache or how his overalls reflect light just right so you can see the denim texture. Then again ... Lol
I think what's more interesting is Mario today doesn't even look much different than Mario 20 years ago. The Switch just never bothered, plus graphics in general are flattening out.
Yup. Fussing around in Desktop mode (aka handheld Arch) got me into it. It was weirdly easy to get Phantasy Star Online Ephinea working with luteix, and that game was easily one of my favorite Deck experiences running on 3W of power lol.
My 8bitdo story, back when they're we're just starting to put joysticks on their SNES style controllers, I used mine to the point that the joysticks were falling apart. I sent them a support email, and even though it wasn't covered by any warranty or anything, a very nice Chinese person working there sent me a spare set of joysticks in the mail, plus words of encouragement (in somewhat broken English) since I wasn't shy about fixing the thing myself.
Can't imagine that today, but it was a nice gesture and I'm glad they're still making stuff today.
In the older civ games, unit stacking was a thing. The maintenance would be costly and you might break the game with some kind of unit cap, but I think the trebuchets would eventually win.
I still find it funny it thinks my 3 year old is interested in solar panels.
The more concerning one was a divorce lawyer for fathers. That shit wasn't even on my account or my computer, it just assumed daytime watching of kids stuff means a guys going through a divorce, lol.
That sounds like a fun time. In modern day though I'd hope the selected representatives would have professional aides, especially where I am given your average American is practically illiterate. (It'd probably work better in Japan, lol.)