Gay?! He wishes! If he were gay, there'd be no problem! No, what he has is a romantic abnormality. One so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.
Because you know that if someone takes two minutes to post a meme, they can't possibly find the time to contribute to society with the examples you provided.
Heart disease in that 10% remaining. It hits so hard, the other diseases don't even get a chance 😢