SuperDuper @ superduperenigma @lemmy.world

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"The important thing to keep in mind is that there are cherry picked verses in the Bible that justify my bigoted views."

Not all states allow you to collect winnings anonymously. I doubt your relatives are actively monitoring lottery winners, but there may be some sleazy, ambulance chasing lawyers that do and would "preemptively" reach out to family and friends to let them know they're happy to represent them if they "just so happen" to suffer any damages from you.

I love when people are like "if you get a windfall of money you'll probably go bankrupt. Look at the statistics from lottery winners, 70% of them end up broke."

Ah yes, a subset of the population whose only common traits are that they gamble and make objectively terrible financial decisions. Obviously this group should be the benchmark for the financial literacy and money management of the general population.

Can't believe the homies left NVidia to fend for itself. Can't have shit in TranZit. 😭😭😭

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Yeah I think the devs accidentally included the file for Johnny Guitar twice. So if it feels like it's playing twice as often as any other song, it's because it is.

With a big iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiiip

Hello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I'm having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you.

I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.

Rudy can't get a plea deal worth dick. He's already admitted to being a lying sack of shit and that he's aware of the falsehood of his statements, nothing he says on or off the stand is of any use to the prosecution at this point.

If God doesn't exist then who's living inside the fax machine sending my documents all over the place?

Honestly if you're insulted that somebody is making a harmless joke at the expense of your country's flag you need to lighten up.

"Yeah so basically we're gonna need to to get fully undressed and ride this dude's dick while this second girl watches. What? Porn? No, of course not! This is just a stock photo!"

Millennials have killed the cannibalism industry 🤬

For years YouTube allowed content creators to post videos without any ability to monetize, and they harvested your data and sold it while they did.

Let me preface this by saying fuck YouTube. But they were losing money on YouTube during this time on purpose. They weren't actually making enough money to run the site by selling data alone. Their long game was to starve out any potential competition because they knew nobody else had enough capital to just give the same product away for free. The plan worked, hence their monopoly on Internet video hosting. Ever since they've been introducing more and more shitty limitations, ads, and anti consumer bullshit simply because they can. Google's monopolies really need to be broken up. Let me end this by saying fuck YouTube, and fuck Google, too.

Antifastonetoss?

The Internet is a great resource for digital humor.

The onion predicting the future

I feel like I need a thneed.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firefox_logo

Scroll down to the "Transition to overarching identity and simplicity (2018–present)" section under history.