"I feel the need to threaten you with a deadly weapon because I assume otherwise you will treat my daughter as poorly as I have treated women for my entire life."
meant to keep the Speaker on a short leash while Matt Gaetz does.... well... whatever he normally does when he has a human on a leash.
Matt Gaetz has no interest in doing to members of Congress what he normally does when he has a human on a leash. You have to be at least 25 to become a representative, that's at least a decade too old for him.
When I'm in a ridiculous burger ordering contest and my opponent says "I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
The weird part is absolutely "a lot of sand puppies biting this dude's arms at the same time somehow turns them and him into an immortal worm." With that context, "they stop being a worm by not biting him anymore" makes perfect sense.
Weirdly, the other half of millenials that do own homes weren't asked at all, I guess they won't have any useful input on how affordable homes are
This article is about how affordable homes are right now. The fact that I was able to purchase a home in 2019 is irrelevant because I'd be talking about market conditions that haven't existed for several years.
The only thing that makes creating an Instagram tempting is the fact that every single tattoo artist in the area seemingly uses Instagram exclusively to post their work, and you can only scroll through so many posts without an account. Makes it very frustrating to research potential artists.
Facebook the product is still called Facebook, Google the product is still called Google. It's only the parent companies that changed their names, their products kept the same branding.
Twitter the product has been, or is being, rebranded as X along with the company.
I pirate because I wanted to watch across the spider-verse. PSA you don't need to justify your decision to pirate something, you're allowed to just do it without taking a stand for or against something.
Oh no! Pretty soon the union will be demanding all kinds of crazy things like "stop stealing breast milk from the female employees" and "don't drive employees to suicide." When will it end?!
"I feel the need to threaten you with a deadly weapon because I assume otherwise you will treat my daughter as poorly as I have treated women for my entire life."